This paragraph is fucking incredible! If our laws remove liberty we need to make absolutely sure the people doing it are competent! We've gone from our usual rate of 1 wrong release every 3 days to 1 or more every other! Surely there's a list? It's prison! double check!
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Man leaves CSI Olympians stuck at 'Steady' after fleeing with starter pistol!

POW! This obviously means something!

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Got in a fight with a huge weird dude, I think I won, I'm on his space ship now, i hope this 2 second moment doesn't spawn an awful movie franchise (1 excellent game tho!. That stays)

I defrosted this painting/sculpture thing... a man fell out ...I took my hat off... We kissed.. it was weird!

These fellas refused to sign autographs but did invite me to a feast of some sort back at their camp....

Ozzy Putting the CON in Comic Con. Do they do this to make the other guests autographs look cheap? Like to help them out? I love Sabbath but this is the least rock and roll thing ever! #Ozzy #comic-con

William stop I can't breathe!

I've had an idea how to save some money and reduce the amount we have to fuck over the vulnerable.............

"listen John, ...it's Trautman, they're saying it's a bigger bounty than Bin Laden, possibly the biggest ever... the best ever!... but you are only to recon the area and take photos, do not engage the enemy! John ... Come in John.... Do not Engage! Goddamn it John"

Cute until you see it!

Wonder what questions 2 and 3 were!

Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.

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