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Bodega, Inc.
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Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.

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James Bond, scrolling the listings: Ridiculous! This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to play with myself.
A screenshot of a LEGO “Speed Champions 007 Aston Martin DB5 James Bond” set’s eBay listing page, showing it fully assembled as it’s being sold second hand. It includes the instructions, box and a suited James Bond minifig.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Things will be more representative in a thousand years. Way hotter species from this universe will have their time to shine.
The winner of Miss Universe in approximately a thousand years’ time: Miss Vega 4 - a Paramecium race alien who resembles a giant pink germ. In image, it is waving, holding flowers and wearing a tiara. This is a screenshot from Futurama.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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That’s a dealbreaker for me.
A thumbnail from the YouTube account Macho Nacho Productions, showing the new FPGA Nintendo 64 cartridge compatible device, with the title “Analogue's New 4K Console is AMAZING (1 Major FLAW) - Anal...”.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Recently discovered and fallen in love yet another band this year: Pupil Slicer. It turns out that even their merch is incredible, too.
A Pupil Slicer blue, white and pink woven trans patch, with barbed wire design and the words “TRANS INCLUSIVE RADICAL HATRED”.
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Fry (ginger haired character, wearing a red jacket, blue jeans and black sneakers) and Bender (robot character) from Futurama in a very small “apartment” (approximately 1 metre by one metre).
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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The book “WINGS - The Story of a Band on the Run” by Paul McCartney. It’s a black and white photograph of him and the four other members of WINGS.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Tuxedo cats are the best, fanciest and most elegant, which is why they made this design.
A tuxedo cat, laying in a windowsill with a poinsettia flower in a glass vase behind it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Never forget what they took from you.
A clenched hand, the thumb/“nose” sticking out between two fingers.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Bro.
A screenshot of Charlie’s Biblically Accurate Angels’ post saying “I’m fucked” with two labels applied: “Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday” and “Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday” as they quote a screenshot that highlights the existence of the “Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday” labeller.
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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Okay I followed these instructions and then they called me a pervert and kicked me out? What gives?
Multiple festive red striped (tall) paper bags for sale in a supermarket, which have been named a “present sack”.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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“They’ve just cut off the heating because we’ve missed too many payments.”
A two image meme. The top half is an ear being whispered into. The second half is an arm experiencing goosebumps.
November 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Small Columbo.
A Lieutenant Columbo minifigure on top of a much larger, tuxedo cat Lego model. He is holding a cigar and police badge.
October 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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After investigating your claim about Duotangs being a real term, it’s led me to Pee-Chees. Pee-Chees.
A photo of “Pee-Chee” portfolios. Vintage A4 size portfolios, peach in colour with red ink and the artwork shows a couple looking at a plane and its pilot on the ground of a airport and the other shows three people in a jeep, passing by someone who’s walking their dog.
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Time to finally join the party that I’ve voted for several years in a row now. Howdy @greenparty.org.uk!
A screenshot of the Green Party’s “Thank you” sign up page for members. It says “Thank you for choosing to become a member. Today you have joined a growing movement of over 125,000 members.”
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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*looks at my watch*

It appears…my time is up.
A photograph of a Pixar “Up” themed watch. It’s imitating the Wilderness Explorer/Scouts side of things with various “badges” on the strap.
October 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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She Lindt my cubes until I Nuxor. 😩😩😩
A box of milk chocolate Lindt Nuxor. They are cube shaped with hazelnuts embedded.
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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That’s Christmas sorted then.
A Marks and Spencer’s Natural History Museum dinosaur (and other prehistoric reptiles) branded chocolate advent calendar. It contains 24 milk chocolates and colourful dinosaur illustrations on the front of it.
October 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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This machine kills fascists.
A photograph of Noo Noo from The Teletubbies. A sentient vacuum cleaner with a hose as a mouth/cleaning device and big white eyes. It’s usually a blue machine but in this image it’s in three colours: orange at the top third, then pink and at the bottom yellow.
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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To lick the boo-bies, of course.
Various Mario ghosts in a group. A bow and mascara wearing boo on the left, the purple Vivian in the centre, with long pink hair, blushing and wearing a hat and on the right, Marilyn, the pearl earring and necklace wearing, purple short hair, plump lips purple ghost.
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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A screenshot from the Simpsons; Homer Simpson is holding a food can that has the following text on it: “NUTS AND GUM - TOGETHER AT LAST!”
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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But but but
A photograph of the American Republican CPAC stage, with the banner displaying the text “We Are All Domestic Terrorists”.
September 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Who needs context, anyway?
A screenshot of a website with the following text: Davek New York come. But we understand that things happen. A cab door can accidentally slam on the shaft. Your cat decides to use it for a scratching post. Hurricanes happen. Not to worry-all Davek
September 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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No, I’m the milfest.
A advertising poster that says the following text: MIL-FEST FAMILY FETE ON CASTLE GREEN HR1 2NH FREE ENTRY SUNDAY 28 SEPTEMBER FROM 11 - 4 Dog Show, Inflatables, funfair rides, military vehicles, militaria, The Sealed Knot Enactment, DJ Matt Healey, entertainment, RSPCA market and charity stalls, Viking fries, refreshments.
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I have so many questions. Most of them are me repeating “what” and “why can’t that be me?”.
A game called “Wonky Doodles”. The book describes it as “the doodling party game with a twist”. Its gimmick appears to be that there’s a plastic extending orange snake toy with a pen on the end (its mouth) with googley eyes, and you grab it by its bottom and attempt to draw successfully and others guess. Except in its un-expanded mode, it literally looks like an orange dildo, with a pen coming out of its tip, with eyes on the penis head, and a hand is forming grasping its “ball” on the cover. The drawing that it’s doing on the box also looks suspiciously like it’s ejaculating, alongside someone guessing the word “peanut”, which is pretty close to penis or nut, too. Its product listing details. More confusion. Why does it say it doesn’t provide protection? Protection from what? Only for domestic use? “About this product” Can you guess the Wonky Doodle? Draw a challenge card, pick a word to draw, grab the Wonky Doodler and get doodling! You have 30 seconds to get your team to guess what you're trying to draw but if time runs out the other team get to guess! So what are you waiting for? 2 or more players. For ages 8 years and over. 1 year manufacturer's guarantee. WARNING(S): Not suitable for children under 3 years old. Only for domestic use. To be used under the direct supervision of an adult. This toy does not provide protection.”
September 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Transwomen’s skeleton being dug up, as shown on the left, causing the transphobic archaeologist to have a heart attack and die.
Two plushy skeletons in a cardboard box. The left one is pink and the right one is white.
September 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM