Bodega, Inc.
@bodegainc.bsky.social
Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance.
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Lame. Zero Mars bars!
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Lame. Zero Mars bars!
James Bond, scrolling the listings: Ridiculous! This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to play with myself.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
James Bond, scrolling the listings: Ridiculous! This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to play with myself.
All hail the levitating sky flag.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
All hail the levitating sky flag.
That really sucks. Children are meant to have eye health and prescriptions monitored like crazy over those early years. Did your teachers not intervene or something? A school screening was where it was discovered I needed glasses.
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
That really sucks. Children are meant to have eye health and prescriptions monitored like crazy over those early years. Did your teachers not intervene or something? A school screening was where it was discovered I needed glasses.
Master Splinter in his past life was defo a NYC pizza rat.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Master Splinter in his past life was defo a NYC pizza rat.
Epic Roast Grok: Yeah, it is true. You are a nitwit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Epic Roast Grok: Yeah, it is true. You are a nitwit.
That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy land!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy land!
I do not see any link in your bio.
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I do not see any link in your bio.
*looking up line-up*
Man, this is a hard one.
Man, this is a hard one.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
*looking up line-up*
Man, this is a hard one.
Man, this is a hard one.