🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄
bonstrous.bsky.social
🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄
@bonstrous.bsky.social
She/Her Level 44 of this godforsaken Jumanji Game. Mvskoke. Okie.

Human Rights & Fandom 💗

WWJD? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Do not let bigots do bigotry; defend people when they're not in the room.

🎶i cut my granny off if she don't see it how i see it🎶
i am allergic af and every. single. cat. i'm warned 'careful, they are mean!' or 'they hate everyone', comes up to me like 'ah, my human i have waited for' purring and headbutts and planting themselves in my lap 😭
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
i was 5'3" until my 30s. I have not had a kid, but between posture and idek, i'm fucking 5'1" & a half

with my knees being worse than ever, i can't even do the whole 'just get a step stool' thing unless it's really careful, and with perimenopausal adhd LOL. i just keep shit on the lower shelves 😭
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
this gonna be evergreen, bless
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by 🎄Bonster of the Oklahoma Bonstrosities🎄
you got hoodwinked, homie. you've been bamboozled, bro. you have been conned, my cis cibling.

it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ALT. TXT. PLZ.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
jerry day 733: another day of receiving "No"
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
me when i gaslight myself into 'i haven't been thru anything actually traumatic' xD

writing it down from the beginning is like 'at age 4' and i'm like 'you can stop right there, but sure add you almost drowned at 5' and then on and on

fuck focus for today. do something relaxing!
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
he also understands How To Be Online (except for alt-text lol). All around good egg, he is.
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
holy fuck this is amazing!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM