Boo Turkey
@boodreaux.bsky.social
Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.
I'm not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Tim keeps coming up recently, like a lot
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm not sure what the universe is trying to tell me but Tim keeps coming up recently, like a lot
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
Lesson learned AGAIN
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lesson learned AGAIN
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
I was supposed to leave after I submitted my time sheet today. Did I block my calendar? I may have forgotten again. Help, my brain, she is bad
Actually, what AM I going to do with multiple sets of encyclopediae when I'm cleaning out my parents house? Tons of books in general, which is excellent & will be easy to get into the hands of book lovers.
Not the case with these babies!
Not the case with these babies!
October 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Actually, what AM I going to do with multiple sets of encyclopediae when I'm cleaning out my parents house? Tons of books in general, which is excellent & will be easy to get into the hands of book lovers.
Not the case with these babies!
Not the case with these babies!
That's what I've been told about Bitsy & Dala - solid smediums.
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That's what I've been told about Bitsy & Dala - solid smediums.
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I don't want to ask for the measurements & ruin the family surprise so I'm going with... Crap, small? Do you have an expert opinion?
I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills or having great danes broke my brain with regard to dog size.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I feel like I'm either taking crazy pills or having great danes broke my brain with regard to dog size.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Someone tell me how a corgi is supposed to be an XL? No wonder nothing ever fit my danes off the rack.
Daughter trying to convince me the babies were bad and deserve these harsh, punitive measures
AS IF
AS IF
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Daughter trying to convince me the babies were bad and deserve these harsh, punitive measures
AS IF
AS IF
Bitsy & Dala really light up a room
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Bitsy & Dala really light up a room
Mornin, fuck these nazis
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Mornin, fuck these nazis
This is Karine.
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is Karine.
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
The last 4 mornings, when the last of the squirrel treats have been snatched, she comes out and flips their little picnic table.
Sometimes there's a peanut underneath but it seems like Karen behavior tbh.
Still love her, 10/10
Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends
September 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sunday mornings at the beach are for waking and baking with friends
Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Real image of me after trying to talk to my mom about getting her moved by the end of the year (hoarder tendencies)
Waking, baking, watching the squirrels. This little buddy doubles up on the nuts every time.
So I say to this small friend, Oh buddy, you double nut every time!
Then there's a snort & coughing from the other side of the fence.... And that's how I introduced myself to my mom's neighbor this morning.
So I say to this small friend, Oh buddy, you double nut every time!
Then there's a snort & coughing from the other side of the fence.... And that's how I introduced myself to my mom's neighbor this morning.
September 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Waking, baking, watching the squirrels. This little buddy doubles up on the nuts every time.
So I say to this small friend, Oh buddy, you double nut every time!
Then there's a snort & coughing from the other side of the fence.... And that's how I introduced myself to my mom's neighbor this morning.
So I say to this small friend, Oh buddy, you double nut every time!
Then there's a snort & coughing from the other side of the fence.... And that's how I introduced myself to my mom's neighbor this morning.
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
September 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
To: a lot of famous & fameish people
Regarding: your public sadness over certain events
Regarding: your public sadness over certain events
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
To: a lot of famous & fameish people
Regarding: your public sadness over certain events
Regarding: your public sadness over certain events
I'm sorry are you talking about this person
September 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I'm sorry are you talking about this person
When Sunday evening scaries don't attack, they just sort of stand around
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When Sunday evening scaries don't attack, they just sort of stand around
Right, notably the biggest issue with maga is that they can't self-regulate.
Stupid Linkedin games, drawing me in and making me encounter this crap.
Stupid Linkedin games, drawing me in and making me encounter this crap.
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Right, notably the biggest issue with maga is that they can't self-regulate.
Stupid Linkedin games, drawing me in and making me encounter this crap.
Stupid Linkedin games, drawing me in and making me encounter this crap.
Can't believe my daughter is already letting my granddaughters behind the wheel wth
September 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can't believe my daughter is already letting my granddaughters behind the wheel wth
I am not "too competitive"
... but I am this
... but I am this
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I am not "too competitive"
... but I am this
... but I am this
Oh, did you see this, boldy?
September 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh, did you see this, boldy?
