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idk this kind of feels like none of your business? I think I knew he wasn’t real but my parents were like “just don’t tell other kids bc they might think he’s real.”
Noticing a lot of other toddler parents going hard on telling their 3 and 4 year olds that "Santa is not real.". I get the impulse but I don't know: myth is pretty foundational to imagination? They need to be allowed to believe in things that are mysterious and perhaps a little bit dark.
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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grinch looking laundry bag
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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good sleeping pose
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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demented
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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lol come on that’s such a small sample size
Compared to human-driven cars, waymos were involved in “89% fewer motorcycle crashes with injuries (16 fewer)”
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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“[author of this piece] is a neurosurgeon” huh, what specific expertise/stake does he have in expanding self-driving vehicles—- oh ok
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December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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the cozy boy
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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to all who celebrate
Alec Sulkin@ @thesulk • 9h "Wanna listen to The Band?" "No. I'm just going to sit on an accordion while watching a Civil War documentary." Robbie Robertson • @rObbierObertsOn Replying to @thesulk Wish I could've written for the Cleveland Show, instead. 7:13 PM - 29 Dec 2017
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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look at him sitting. Just a little guy
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Sorry here’s a version with alt text
“predatory men are an enormous tax on women's productivity (and happiness)”
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I know she’s framing it this way because she’s an economics professor but I’m so tired of hearing stuff like this. It’s so bleak. finally someone is brave enough to say that predatory men make us produce less value!! I feel so seen!
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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stopping on the stairs for a second before I ascend to the top of the A-list
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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lmao Amy Schumer wiped her Instagram of everything but a “look at me in a nice dress” post. Pathetic.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I’m better at chess than Al Qaeda
Starship troopers lady saying “I’m doing my part”
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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here’s Mr baby
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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saw Cuomo’s campaign staff waiting for the train
tiny coffin on subway tracks
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Mr bean memes noooooo
The Mr bean memes Instagram account posteda 60 minutes interview with trump and captioned it “vote Cuomo for nyc mayor”
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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sound on
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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YouTube has figured out that I’m a fan of Betty boop and am trying to exercise more
Ad for a “walking app for fitness.” AI generated image of a curvy woman in exercise clothes with a Betty boop hairdo. Text says “how much should I walk to lose 45 lbs according to my age? Calculate”
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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never need a Halloween playlist again now that I have this
A record called “Chilling thrilling sounds of the haunted house.” It features “spooky party hints.” On the cover, there’s a haunted house and a graveyard with a gravestone that says “here lies a most terrific collection of recorded sounds”
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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your move!
brown tabby cat sitting at a chair in front of a table with a chess set on it. She has the white pieces in front of her, which means that she makes the first move.
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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people in Long Island are foaming at the mouth with rage
NY post headline: “Not a piano man! Zohran Mamdani doesn't recognize Billy Joel in quiz about famous New York songs.” Accompanied by a pic of zohran in headphones and Billy Joel singing into a mic
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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“what trump is doing to the White House is like an abuser’s behavior because—“
girl yelling “Shut UUUUUUUUUP!”
October 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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sorry I will need to take all of my meetings from here now
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I was walking in the park and saw two nice doggies in sweaters, and then immediately afterwards I saw a dead rat. So I actually agree with this Eric Adams quote now
"This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center to a person who is celebrating a new business that's open," Mr Adams said in an interview with local news outlet PIX11.
October 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM