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My 6-year-old dispensed superlative awards today. I was very pleased to win the honor of "Hugest Butthole," while Mom was "Sweetest Dear."
April 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My 6-year-old dispensed superlative awards today. I was very pleased to win the honor of "Hugest Butthole," while Mom was "Sweetest Dear."
Leave it to a 6-year-old to get Dippin’ Dots, a cookie, and a giant $20 inflatable alien from a human claw machine before copping attitude that his mom refuses to buy him a bag of rocks. #MallofAmerica
March 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Leave it to a 6-year-old to get Dippin’ Dots, a cookie, and a giant $20 inflatable alien from a human claw machine before copping attitude that his mom refuses to buy him a bag of rocks. #MallofAmerica
Very pleased to hear my 6 year old spending some of his screen time watching that old video of somebody playing My Heart Will Go On on a recorder very badly.
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Very pleased to hear my 6 year old spending some of his screen time watching that old video of somebody playing My Heart Will Go On on a recorder very badly.
This morning my 6 year old read me his entire name in binary code.
March 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This morning my 6 year old read me his entire name in binary code.