✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
still has a lot of her original strawberry scent
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✨ Emma ✨
@bortneybox.bsky.social
· Feb 2
Hi! I'm Emma, I'm 37, queer and married. Here's some stuff I'm currently into:
✨ Crafts - crochet, x stitch, jewellery making, junk journaling
✨ Manga - Dorohedoro, Berserk, Ranma 1/2, Junji Ito's works
✨ Wrestling (just getting into it, currently only WWE)
✨ Pets
✨ Animal Crossing New Horizons
✨ Crafts - crochet, x stitch, jewellery making, junk journaling
✨ Manga - Dorohedoro, Berserk, Ranma 1/2, Junji Ito's works
✨ Wrestling (just getting into it, currently only WWE)
✨ Pets
✨ Animal Crossing New Horizons
I feel like I wouldn't mind Christmas if it wasn't shoved in your fucking face so much.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I feel like I wouldn't mind Christmas if it wasn't shoved in your fucking face so much.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG DAY? BUY SOME UNNECESSARY SHIT! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE! GET FESTIVE MOTHERFUCKER! YOU NEED SOME CHEAP SHITTY DECORATIONS THAT WILL BE UNFASHIONABLE NEXT YEAR!
Normalise not leaving the house during December
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Normalise not leaving the house during December
What's the funniest word you can think of?
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
What's the funniest word you can think of?
Today in anxiety triggers - taking the car to the hand car wash 😬
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Today in anxiety triggers - taking the car to the hand car wash 😬
CHRISTMAS ITEMS ARE STOCKED FROM SEPTEMBER EVERY SINGLE YEAR. THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?
September 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
CHRISTMAS ITEMS ARE STOCKED FROM SEPTEMBER EVERY SINGLE YEAR. THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?
Happy first day of Autumn folks!
September 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Happy first day of Autumn folks!
Just finished watching Speak No Evil. Fucking hell. I think that's the best, most unnerving and frankly horrifying horror I've ever seen. Wow.
August 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just finished watching Speak No Evil. Fucking hell. I think that's the best, most unnerving and frankly horrifying horror I've ever seen. Wow.
I hope the previous owners of our house always over or under brew their tea. I swear the reason they sold is because they didn't want to deal with the absolute mess they knew it would be to redecorate.
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I hope the previous owners of our house always over or under brew their tea. I swear the reason they sold is because they didn't want to deal with the absolute mess they knew it would be to redecorate.
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@mrbiffo.bsky.social Rare footage of the big man himself.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
August 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@mrbiffo.bsky.social Rare footage of the big man himself.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
RIP Bronk. If only you'd had medical insurance.
This week I've watched When Evil Lurks and Terrified. Here's hoping Demian Rugna graces us with more work soon, I very much enjoyed both.
August 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This week I've watched When Evil Lurks and Terrified. Here's hoping Demian Rugna graces us with more work soon, I very much enjoyed both.
Gentle reminder to cervix owners to get your cervical screening done. It only takes a moment, but could be life saving.
August 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Gentle reminder to cervix owners to get your cervical screening done. It only takes a moment, but could be life saving.
I wish ill on J K Rowling.
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I wish ill on J K Rowling.
ONCE UPON A KATAMARI!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*cries and explodes*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*cries and explodes*
August 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
ONCE UPON A KATAMARI!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*cries and explodes*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*cries and explodes*
Kate McKinnon spotted! @lizzip.bsky.social
August 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Kate McKinnon spotted! @lizzip.bsky.social
Reposted by ✨ Emma ✨
August 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What's immensely strong, green, and can't be believed?
The uncredible hulk
The uncredible hulk
What's immensely strong, green, and can't be erased?
The indelible hulk
The indelible hulk
August 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What's immensely strong, green, and can't be believed?
The uncredible hulk
The uncredible hulk
Humanity collectively needs to go touch grass.
August 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Humanity collectively needs to go touch grass.
Reposted by ✨ Emma ✨
Quantum Witch has been selected to take part in #TinyTeams @tinyteamsfest.bsky.social 😮🥰🤯
It's a visual novel in pixel art form, with many many paths through the story! Guest writers @mrbiffo.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/...
#indiegames
It's a visual novel in pixel art form, with many many paths through the story! Guest writers @mrbiffo.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/...
#indiegames
August 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Quantum Witch has been selected to take part in #TinyTeams @tinyteamsfest.bsky.social 😮🥰🤯
It's a visual novel in pixel art form, with many many paths through the story! Guest writers @mrbiffo.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/...
#indiegames
It's a visual novel in pixel art form, with many many paths through the story! Guest writers @mrbiffo.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social
store.steampowered.com/app/3100650/...
#indiegames
My, Earth really is full of things.
August 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My, Earth really is full of things.
Gonna tell my kids this was The Watchtower magazine
August 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Gonna tell my kids this was The Watchtower magazine
I really, truly believe that Iyo Vs Naomi Vs Rhea should be the main event for Summerslam Saturday. But no, Gunther Vs Corporate Man Punk it is 😮💨 #WWE
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I really, truly believe that Iyo Vs Naomi Vs Rhea should be the main event for Summerslam Saturday. But no, Gunther Vs Corporate Man Punk it is 😮💨 #WWE
How long sitting in your car dissociating is too long? Asking for myself
July 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How long sitting in your car dissociating is too long? Asking for myself
Feels like a good time to start making zines, just saying
July 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Feels like a good time to start making zines, just saying
Anime fans - do you watch subbed or dubbed? Not trying to start a debate, just curious.
July 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Anime fans - do you watch subbed or dubbed? Not trying to start a debate, just curious.