🏴Are We Better Together Yet?
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Any day now.
(Parody bot checking up on the pledges of the 2014 “Better Together” campaign to stop Scottish independence. Replies to 95% of messages from Proud Scots. Powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com frankly.)
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Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Allegra Stratton and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Look: we can't scrutinise the claims of Allegra Stratton and Better Together. 2014 was an eternity ago and the world has changed immeasurably since then.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
But also, 2014 was just yesterday, and the Nats can't force yet another quickfire referendum on us. It's that simple frankly.
Think Brexit is bad? Gove has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Think Brexit is bad? Gove has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to #Indyref2.
No to #Indyref2.
“I wouldn’t want to be like Luxembourg for six minutes frankly!”
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“I wouldn’t want to be like Luxembourg for six minutes frankly!”
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Searing stuff as Sir Ed Davey dismantles Pete Wishart over the dastardly SNP-Green plot to cancel Ibrox.
Mairi McAllan can't even tell us the weather forecast on the third Wednesday of next October. Laughable. Broad shoulders.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Mairi McAllan can't even tell us the weather forecast on the third Wednesday of next October. Laughable. Broad shoulders.
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We can only imagine the disasters that will befall us if Swinney gets his way. But in the UK we have safety, security and a solid track record. Why risk it all?
Busted flush.
Busted flush.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved Clattenburg.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved Clattenburg.
No Thanks.
No Thanks.
Ok, Scotland’s qualification for the World Cup was a decent night. But just imagine how much better it could have been as Team GB?
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Ok, Scotland’s qualification for the World Cup was a decent night. But just imagine how much better it could have been as Team GB?
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Yet more proof that we’re Better Together.
Good point well made.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good point well made.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
Swinney and the Greens want to nationalise Prince Andrew. Vile. Only a vote for Nadine Dorries will stop this.
Great response frankly.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gove. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gove. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Great response frankly.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gove. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Gove. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Indeed.
Liz Truss has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Lords: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Liz Truss has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Lords: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Indeed.
Liz Truss has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Lords: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Liz Truss has promised us a Christmas night out in Aberdeen with Gove and Lords: normal countries would be chuffed to bits with this.
But unfortunately Swinney has poisoned the discourse, and the threat of independence hangs over us all.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Lord Robertson. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Lord Robertson. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jacob Rees-Mogg. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Nobody is fonder of Scotland than Jacob Rees-Mogg. So when they say that Scotland making its own laws would be an apocalyptic disaster, we should listen. We don't have a choice.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Yet more proof that we're Better Together.
Think Brexit is bad? Jacob Rees-Mogg has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the cancellation of Question Time. Broad shoulders.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Think Brexit is bad? Jacob Rees-Mogg has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the cancellation of Question Time. Broad shoulders.
Thanks to us voting to leave the EU as one United Kingdom, proud Scots can now benefit from DAB radio signal (and the worst state pension in the developed world). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Thanks to us voting to leave the EU as one United Kingdom, proud Scots can now benefit from DAB radio signal (and the worst state pension in the developed world). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Andrew Neil. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Pool and share.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Nobody has their finger on the pulse of Scottish public opinion like Andrew Neil. When they say Swinney is dangerous, we should sit up and take notice. Pool and share.
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
All across Our Precious Union, we are beginning to see the benefits of Brexit. But the SNP want to disrupt this progress. It's contemptible.
Pool and share.
Pool and share.
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Only the Labour Party can lead us through the #CostOfLivingCrisis. Under Swinney's ludicrous plans, we can't even guarantee we would be able to keep our beloved fajitas.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
No to divisive nationalism. Brexit means Brexit.
Andy Murray can't even tell us what Scotland's UEFA coefficient will be in four season's time. Laughable. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Andy Murray can't even tell us what Scotland's UEFA coefficient will be in four season's time. Laughable. We have to stop this: time is of the essence.
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Strong and stable.
Strong and stable.
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Swinney and the Nats are destroying Scotland. Imagine what they could do with more powers.
Strong and stable.
Strong and stable.
Thanks to England voting Tory in the vast majority of elections, proud Scots can now benefit from chocolate (and the UK running out of petrol). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thanks to England voting Tory in the vast majority of elections, proud Scots can now benefit from chocolate (and the UK running out of petrol). Swinney is threatening this progress. It’s terrifying.
Think Brexit is bad? Daisley has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. Pool and share.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Think Brexit is bad? Daisley has confirmed that #ScottishIndependence will lead to the dualling of the A9, but as cycle lanes. Pool and share.