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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY

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🖤 Sweetest Monster You’ll Ever Meet 🦇 On stage I’m Batty Page 📍 CHI/NYC/FMTY #datechicago https://allmylinks.com/sinclairbowie

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 1h

Fetishizing poverty as a sort of virtue and something that leads to production of (a) work while not reaping adequate profits from it. We are struggling and don’t want your pat aphorisms, we want financial compensation for our labour.

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 18h

One of my very favourite ways to receive donations 😻😻 Can’t wait to dive in!

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 1d

Yikes. That’s a really out of touch statement.

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 1d

I’m very cute and very poor.

Tips and subs appreciated 🖤

allmylinks.com/sinclairbowie

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve got a couple questions I ask on first dates to sort the wheat from the chaff. Here’s a few of my favourites:

-Which position would you be in the Human Centipede?
-Would you let me lick your eyeball?
-If you had to die in a natural disaster, what would it be?

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 8d

Beat the clussy up 🤡

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 13d

One of my favourite virtual clients would ask for “cozy sneezing” customs where I just wore my robe, had tea and sneezed. It was adorable

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 13d

Had a new GP for my physical the other day and while I had no issue telling her I’m a SW, I was beer red when explaining that the bruises on my inner thighs are from hitting my crotch with a comedy slapstick in my clown rehearsal.

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 15d

Apart from SFMV there’s Silence of the Lambs, and I’m sure a couple others if I really thought about it

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 16d

This tweet was inspired by the Willem Dafoe content I scrolled across while watching Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance (Park, 2002)

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 16d

All spooky babes have:

1) A goblin man they’d like to fuck

B) one or more questionable comfort movies

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 16d

All spooky babes have:

1) A goblin man they’d like to fuck

B) one or more questionable comfort movies

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 23d

Recording a bunch of sexy audio this week. Any erotica writers have a script they want me to read??

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 26d

We gotta get married now since you just got me pregnant with that dad joke 😹

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · 26d

My eyes are up here. And down there. And a couple over there…

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 10

I’m not a PSL girlie. I’m a Halloween Oreo monster.

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 9

The worst part about being a kinky clown with PTSD is having to pop all the balloons at the end of the day.

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 9

You call it “long distance.” I like to think of it as “geographic edging.”

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 8

Although my actual birthday is the 20th, you can help me celebrate all month long! Check out by bio for wishlists and tip links 🖤🖤🖤

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 7

I just love when it rains ☔️

📸 @rsh_distinction on IG

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 6

Not to mention he’s cool with B*ck Angel

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 6

Just remembered when my (cis) ex ranted about NPH not being appropriate for Hedwig bc he isn’t trans. This man (my ex) chose to direct a play about trans folks and uses “Sweet Transvestite” as his audition song 😒

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 6

I’ve already received a couple birthday packages from admirers and can’t help being a little verklempt 🥹 y’all are so lovely.

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💕✨LYNZO THE HEARTTHROB✨💕 @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social · Sep 4

I AM HOSTING AND MCING AT THE TASTE OF CHICAGO!! THE TASTE OF CHICAGO!
TOMORROW FROM 6:30-8:30pm!
LYNZO MCING AT THE TASTE!

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Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 3

I would like a badge that says:

Bowie Sinclair, OOO
Orgy OSHA Officer

Bowie 🦇 CHI/FMTY @bowiegonebatty.bsky.social · Sep 2

We’re all constantly pausing sexy time to pick various hairs from our mouths, right? Or are y’all polite and wait til it’s done?

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