brainplan
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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
light a candle, it is the first #RockOnTuesday of Advent
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
light a candle, it is the first #RockOnTuesday of Advent
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The government doesn’t let this version of White Christmas get a lot of commercial play in retail because it’s simply too good and people would get down too hard in public
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings "White Christmas"
YouTube video by DaptoneRecords
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December 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The government doesn’t let this version of White Christmas get a lot of commercial play in retail because it’s simply too good and people would get down too hard in public
it is his day once again, where has the year gone
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
it is his day once again, where has the year gone
it is Cyber Monday
Billy Idol goes cyber with Mark Interview von 93
YouTube video by Billy Idol Fan
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it is Cyber Monday
happy holidays, Rita
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
happy holidays, Rita
received a notice at work that it’s time to do year-end self evals and among the bullet points of things to keep in mind during this process was “leverage copilot to help you brainstorm and organize some notes” and folks
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
received a notice at work that it’s time to do year-end self evals and among the bullet points of things to keep in mind during this process was “leverage copilot to help you brainstorm and organize some notes” and folks
this is a promo for an upcoming episode of Comedy Bang Bang and you will not convince me otherwise
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this is a promo for an upcoming episode of Comedy Bang Bang and you will not convince me otherwise
goddammit
(I am singing “strong floor, no ceiling” in place of the title of this dumbass song)
(I am singing “strong floor, no ceiling” in place of the title of this dumbass song)
No Rain, No Flowers
YouTube video by The Black Keys - Topic
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
goddammit
(I am singing “strong floor, no ceiling” in place of the title of this dumbass song)
(I am singing “strong floor, no ceiling” in place of the title of this dumbass song)
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
this is getting ridiculous, prices are out of control
it’s going to cost us well over $1000 for a Christmas tree this year! (50 blown glass Magnum ornaments + whatever the tree costs)
it’s going to cost us well over $1000 for a Christmas tree this year! (50 blown glass Magnum ornaments + whatever the tree costs)
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is getting ridiculous, prices are out of control
it’s going to cost us well over $1000 for a Christmas tree this year! (50 blown glass Magnum ornaments + whatever the tree costs)
it’s going to cost us well over $1000 for a Christmas tree this year! (50 blown glass Magnum ornaments + whatever the tree costs)
currently watching Steppin’ Into The Holiday on Lifetime
it is bad
it is bad
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
currently watching Steppin’ Into The Holiday on Lifetime
it is bad
it is bad
hear me out: Eagles OC Chip Kelly
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
hear me out: Eagles OC Chip Kelly
since it’s being talked about again I will just state for the record that I am aware it was the name of Shakespeare’s son and also the name of the novel the film is based on but I will never read the name Hamnet and not immediately think “Heathcliff’s internet service provider”
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
since it’s being talked about again I will just state for the record that I am aware it was the name of Shakespeare’s son and also the name of the novel the film is based on but I will never read the name Hamnet and not immediately think “Heathcliff’s internet service provider”
once again: go birds
John Ashcroft
YouTube video by pdx
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
once again: go birds
fans at the Linc today
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
fans at the Linc today
happy Thanksgiving, ya turkeys
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
happy Thanksgiving, ya turkeys
folks, it is Thanksgiving Eve
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
folks, it is Thanksgiving Eve
our “we use 100% real chicken in our soups” post is raising a lot of questions already answered by our post
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
our “we use 100% real chicken in our soups” post is raising a lot of questions already answered by our post
saying it ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation’ is going to be my go to argument against AI from now on
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
saying it ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation’ is going to be my go to argument against AI from now on
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
what does that mean? that’s for you, the pro AI dipshit to figure out; I have moved on to other topics
I realize this is low on the list of things that suck but “man, FUCK Vince the ShamWow guy” is not a thought that should be taking up space in my brain these days, I should have zero thoughts whatsoever about ShamWow guy in the year 2025
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I realize this is low on the list of things that suck but “man, FUCK Vince the ShamWow guy” is not a thought that should be taking up space in my brain these days, I should have zero thoughts whatsoever about ShamWow guy in the year 2025
how your email finds me
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
how your email finds me
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Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Like, the very first rule of doing anything at all creative is *you have to give a fuck about it*
Using genAI is proof you don't.
Using genAI is proof you don't.
I know this is a week where no one’s motivated to do anything but I need you all to dig down deep and find it in yourselves to rock on because it’s #RockOnTuesday
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I know this is a week where no one’s motivated to do anything but I need you all to dig down deep and find it in yourselves to rock on because it’s #RockOnTuesday
It’s Charlie Brown, Baby Charlie Brown, He Came Back In A Time Machine To Kill You But I Convinced Him Not T—NO, CHARLIE BROWN
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It’s Charlie Brown, Baby Charlie Brown, He Came Back In A Time Machine To Kill You But I Convinced Him Not T—NO, CHARLIE BROWN
browser extension that changes “anti trans activist” to “ginormous loser”
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
browser extension that changes “anti trans activist” to “ginormous loser”