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Phillies, Lifetime movie, Cop Rock, discontinued McDonald’s menu items/ad campaigns enthusiast. But we don’t have to talk about any of that, we can talk about your things, whatever.
agree, someone who decided they had to have a take instead of saying “eh, it’s not for me”
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
what my fridge turns into when hot dogs are on sale
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the year-end eval process—both self evals and manager evals—has always been an absolute joke with my employer but also, if the best evidence you can muster that you did your job in the past year is “I asked the computer and computer said I did a good job” you should probably be demoted, if anything
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
this is all your* fault

*all of you giving Hakeem Jeffries and Matt Yglesias attention
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
also, Slater set up an impromptu dinner date with the female lead and the main course was his mom’s chile relleno which is one of the best foods of all time but the prop chile relleno they had looked NASTY, so that was kinda funny
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
kid playing AC Slater’s nephew is very annoying
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
and by bad I don’t mean unskilled; it has been technically proficient but dorky af
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
there has been some comically bad dancing, though, so there’s that
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Mario Lopez plays a washed up dancer named Billy Holiday lmao
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m kidding, don’t yell at me
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
welp, didn’t watch the game because it was on prime and absolutely not but the discourse is going to be especially annoying now, right?

birds shouldn’t be doing this when we clearly have not yet gotten over the collapse from two years ago, very inconsiderate of them to lose games
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM