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🏳️‍🌈 he/him in brooklyn
may i humbly suggest "peggys"
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
out-of-time-fashion kid is underrepresented in our culture. we had a kid in high school in the 2000s everyone called "cap" because he literally dressed like captain from captain & tennille (navy turtleneck, captain hat, sometimes cardigan) every day. no bullying, he was beloved.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
this is going to be every dem senate primary challenger in 2026
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
post you from a different era

2010 lmao
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
new york is back baby nygroove.nyc/r/074c544c?m...
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
got this @bikenewyork.bsky.social email this morning and thinking about how wild and important it is we have a cyclist mayor.

he takes citibike on a regular basis!
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
the last 15 minutes was absolutely why i didn't but libbing commence
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
when you see house on the list
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
spent my birthday as god intended (waiting on an extremely delayed flight at a midwest airport)
November 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
save me, NATE representing the 1920s
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
ok i did it
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
coffee shop is trying to upsell me
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
hello
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
October 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
okay i'll keep it for now but i keep thinking i look like this
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
hmmm okay what do we think of this more biker-y stache
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it sold out so fast i could only get livestream tickets but i am doing my part as a supportive spouse
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
already on ao3 lol
October 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
us
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
it happened to me: i bought too many movies from the criterion flash sale
October 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM