Brandon
@brandonjschwartz.com
Law, political theory, language, computers.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
Attorney at schwartzapc.com
President at boomajoom.com
Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.
Cardigan-adjacent, but I’m guessing it resembles this.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Cardigan-adjacent, but I’m guessing it resembles this.
Society if Billy Mays had not been taken from us before he could become president.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Society if Billy Mays had not been taken from us before he could become president.
In which Justin Riddle claims he has committed a federal sex offense against minors as part of.. um… wait what?
Cc @prog-r0k.bsky.social
Cc @prog-r0k.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
In which Justin Riddle claims he has committed a federal sex offense against minors as part of.. um… wait what?
Cc @prog-r0k.bsky.social
Cc @prog-r0k.bsky.social
[Raspy RFK voice followed by a sound indistinguishable from a pickup truck backing up over gravel]
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[Raspy RFK voice followed by a sound indistinguishable from a pickup truck backing up over gravel]
Jeffrey Epstein the climate change doubter?
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Jeffrey Epstein the climate change doubter?
Woke killed Jeffrey Epstein.
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Woke killed Jeffrey Epstein.
She gobblin on my wawa until I (C) 2024 Wawa, Inc. Large Vestibule Cling (Corporate).
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
She gobblin on my wawa until I (C) 2024 Wawa, Inc. Large Vestibule Cling (Corporate).
Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
@prog-r0k.bsky.social He sent them the injunction he requested in Texas.
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
@prog-r0k.bsky.social He sent them the injunction he requested in Texas.
How did I... How did I hear about the Civil Rights Division? Really?
October 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How did I... How did I hear about the Civil Rights Division? Really?
Hey, they're in San Francisco!
October 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey, they're in San Francisco!
Mr. Titties did nothing wrong.
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mr. Titties did nothing wrong.
