Brant in Real Life
@brantcroucher.bsky.social
normal man. just love people.
Pinned
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
Lane Kiffin just took what is supposed to be the job of a lifetime and every interview and every press conference feels like walking into a wake.
December 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Lane Kiffin just took what is supposed to be the job of a lifetime and every interview and every press conference feels like walking into a wake.
Keep thinking about that handoff to the tight end for a touchdown during Friday’s game. Still got me feeling funny.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Keep thinking about that handoff to the tight end for a touchdown during Friday’s game. Still got me feeling funny.
I named my fists Dunkin’ and Donuts because despite all the talk, I’m gonna underwhelm anyone who wants to try me.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I named my fists Dunkin’ and Donuts because despite all the talk, I’m gonna underwhelm anyone who wants to try me.
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LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days
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Great photo of Alex Golesh when he found out he’d been hired as the next head coach at Auburn.
Auburn has hired South Florida's Alex Golesh as its next head coach.
Auburn tabs USF's Alex Golesh as its next coach, replacing Hugh Freeze on the Plains
Auburn has hired South Florida’s Alex Golesh as its next head coach. The 41-year-old Golesh is signing a six-year contract to replace Hugh Freeze.
bit.ly
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Great photo of Alex Golesh when he found out he’d been hired as the next head coach at Auburn.
Memphis —> Arkansas
North Texas —> Oklahoma State
Tulane —> Florida
South Florida —> Auburn
AAC coaches making moves.
North Texas —> Oklahoma State
Tulane —> Florida
South Florida —> Auburn
AAC coaches making moves.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Memphis —> Arkansas
North Texas —> Oklahoma State
Tulane —> Florida
South Florida —> Auburn
AAC coaches making moves.
North Texas —> Oklahoma State
Tulane —> Florida
South Florida —> Auburn
AAC coaches making moves.
FAIR QUESTIONS
LSU is paying its previous football coach over $50 million NOT to coach there while likely guaranteeing Kiffin something approaching double that, all while having an academic hiring freeze and budget cuts across the board. What is the purpose of a university (rhetorical)?
SOURCES: Lane Kiffin is expected to accept LSU's offer to become the Tigers next head coach. Kiffin is set to meet with his Ole Miss team this morning at 9 AM CT. As we reported yesterday morning, LSU has been very confident it was going to land Kiffin. www.nytimes.com/athletic/684...
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
FAIR QUESTIONS
Disrespectfully, SMU deserves every bit of this.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Disrespectfully, SMU deserves every bit of this.
Iron Bowl Refs
a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .
ALT: a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Iron Bowl Refs
Horton Hears a Boo?
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Horton Hears a Boo?
The iron bowl seldom disappoints.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The iron bowl seldom disappoints.
Auburn spent an entire drive trying to give away a football and finally succeeded.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Auburn spent an entire drive trying to give away a football and finally succeeded.
I want Ole Miss-Georgia in the SEC game and then I want De Boer to go to Penn State and then I want Kiffin to pivot to Bama from LSU at the last second because I love the Saban sensei symmetry.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I want Ole Miss-Georgia in the SEC game and then I want De Boer to go to Penn State and then I want Kiffin to pivot to Bama from LSU at the last second because I love the Saban sensei symmetry.
SMU and Cal doing stuff that affects the ACC somehow because left is down and up is four
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
SMU and Cal doing stuff that affects the ACC somehow because left is down and up is four
Perfect name, tbh. Dude who knows what he wants. Undeterred.
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Perfect name, tbh. Dude who knows what he wants. Undeterred.
@profanity.accountant I want to know
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@profanity.accountant I want to know
Love this app.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Love this app.
Singing “who am I” at the dinner table but changing Valjean’s number to 8675309 and watching the life drain from my wife’s body.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Singing “who am I” at the dinner table but changing Valjean’s number to 8675309 and watching the life drain from my wife’s body.
It still goes. Our nine-year-old gave the skillet queso a 10/10 — and she eats oysters and orders steak medium rare, so you can trust her effete epicurean sensibility. I ate fried cheese like a slob.
Went to chilis for lunch. Stupendous
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It still goes. Our nine-year-old gave the skillet queso a 10/10 — and she eats oysters and orders steak medium rare, so you can trust her effete epicurean sensibility. I ate fried cheese like a slob.
Boy, Florida State’s had a whole-ass journey, this season, haven’t they?
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Boy, Florida State’s had a whole-ass journey, this season, haven’t they?
Ryan Day was so likable in this win has he always been a pleasant person or is this what happens when you win all the things you wanted to win when you took the job
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ryan Day was so likable in this win has he always been a pleasant person or is this what happens when you win all the things you wanted to win when you took the job
Did Saban just kind of drop that Lane is not going to be at Ole Miss?
“If you’re Ole Miss, are you not going to let Lane coach in the SEC Championship?”
“If you’re Ole Miss, are you not going to let Lane coach in the SEC Championship?”
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Did Saban just kind of drop that Lane is not going to be at Ole Miss?
“If you’re Ole Miss, are you not going to let Lane coach in the SEC Championship?”
“If you’re Ole Miss, are you not going to let Lane coach in the SEC Championship?”
Turns out you can have super stupid sports arguments with number name accounts on this site and it feels *just* like The Old Place — and I am overjoyed.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Turns out you can have super stupid sports arguments with number name accounts on this site and it feels *just* like The Old Place — and I am overjoyed.
Congrats on 12-0. It’s a fun thing. Still vaguely remember it
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Congrats on 12-0. It’s a fun thing. Still vaguely remember it