Huge Jacknuts
@breadedmark.bsky.social
WKRP in Cincinnati fanatic fellow babies…
BOOGER!!!
BOOGER!!!
Every selfie you take could be a ‘before prison’ selfie
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Every selfie you take could be a ‘before prison’ selfie
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I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
November 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I heard that they're packing Andrew Cuomo into a box and putting him in that warehouse at the end of indiana jones
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The park is a weird place to spend lunch nowadays
May 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The park is a weird place to spend lunch nowadays
Your honor that WAS my war face…
May 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Your honor that WAS my war face…
You’ve slid into her DMs, I’m sliding on the pool slide at her HOA community pool with a buckets of cold ones bc it’s summer baby
May 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You’ve slid into her DMs, I’m sliding on the pool slide at her HOA community pool with a buckets of cold ones bc it’s summer baby
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If I ever got caught on camera doing a good deed and it went viral I’d kick that persons ass
May 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If I ever got caught on camera doing a good deed and it went viral I’d kick that persons ass
You might think I’m foolish..
*bass slaps*
Iykyk
*bass slaps*
Iykyk
May 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You might think I’m foolish..
*bass slaps*
Iykyk
*bass slaps*
Iykyk
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THERAPIST: enough with the stories about your hot air balloon experience
ME: sorry, I got carried away
THERAPIST: *screams*
ME: sorry, I got carried away
THERAPIST: *screams*
May 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
THERAPIST: enough with the stories about your hot air balloon experience
ME: sorry, I got carried away
THERAPIST: *screams*
ME: sorry, I got carried away
THERAPIST: *screams*
She’s a solid 8 but keeps insisting I listen to Phish…
‘I know YOU will get them…’
‘I know YOU will get them…’
May 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
She’s a solid 8 but keeps insisting I listen to Phish…
‘I know YOU will get them…’
‘I know YOU will get them…’
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If you start playing Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon when the MGM lion appears at the beginning of The Wizard of Oz, I can't imagine that you have many friends.
May 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
If you start playing Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon when the MGM lion appears at the beginning of The Wizard of Oz, I can't imagine that you have many friends.
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Why, in this, the post-pandemic world of the 21st century, do people still wish to shake my hand
May 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Why, in this, the post-pandemic world of the 21st century, do people still wish to shake my hand
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Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
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My car is in the front yaaaard
hey does anyone know why
April 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My car is in the front yaaaard
Imagine having a crush on me and I have an oniony musk that past flames can attest to…
April 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Imagine having a crush on me and I have an oniony musk that past flames can attest to…
It’s National Greasy Cheeseburger and Fries For Lunch Day…
Maybe not for you but for me it is
Maybe not for you but for me it is
April 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It’s National Greasy Cheeseburger and Fries For Lunch Day…
Maybe not for you but for me it is
Maybe not for you but for me it is
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I asked the librarian if they had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not...
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not...
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I asked the librarian if they had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schroedinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not...
She said it rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not...
Mary just left for the prom 15 minutes ago with her boyfriend Woogie…
April 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Mary just left for the prom 15 minutes ago with her boyfriend Woogie…
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Apparently stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people that are stressing you out.
April 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Apparently stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people that are stressing you out.
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a burner phone full of puppy photos to give to federal agents when they ask to see my personal data
April 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
a burner phone full of puppy photos to give to federal agents when they ask to see my personal data
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This country badly needs both a punk and funk music renaissance
April 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
This country badly needs both a punk and funk music renaissance
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I know how it will end…
One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
April 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I know how it will end…
One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
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what's your favorite song about being thunderstruck
April 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
what's your favorite song about being thunderstruck
I drove around the block just to hear the entirety of this song
April 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I drove around the block just to hear the entirety of this song