That Lazy River piece is just spectacular.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
That Lazy River piece is just spectacular.
Get a tattoo of a neck on your neck.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Get a tattoo of a neck on your neck.
Is there a hotdog cart in your yard?
(Alternate response: has Mr. Tube Steak come to visit?)
(Alternate response: has Mr. Tube Steak come to visit?)
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is there a hotdog cart in your yard?
(Alternate response: has Mr. Tube Steak come to visit?)
(Alternate response: has Mr. Tube Steak come to visit?)
Fuck. Clearly I need to work harder at this.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Fuck. Clearly I need to work harder at this.
I have to ask, are you familiar with how compasses and maps work?
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I have to ask, are you familiar with how compasses and maps work?
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
And there'll be a march to Justin Trudeau's house.
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And there'll be a march to Justin Trudeau's house.
If those were the glasses from Burger King, I used to have a set way back when. Solid idea for a gift.
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If those were the glasses from Burger King, I used to have a set way back when. Solid idea for a gift.
This seems like a solid plan.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
This seems like a solid plan.
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I got mine a couple weeks ago. Wasn't pleasant, but I've definitely had (much) worse.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I got mine a couple weeks ago. Wasn't pleasant, but I've definitely had (much) worse.
This sounds ideal, to be honest.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This sounds ideal, to be honest.
Apparently I've lost my mittens, because I have no pie.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Apparently I've lost my mittens, because I have no pie.