Bretton
@bretton.bsky.social
product designer, bocce-baller, dog dad
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
tolerates anything except lactose and intolerance
BrettonMacLean.com
📍Toronto
the pitch: it’s giphy, but it has every single tim robinson scene
a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
ALT: a man in a car with the words i gotta figure out how to make money on this thing below him
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the pitch: it’s giphy, but it has every single tim robinson scene
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charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
charisma is the one thing all the angry little nerds can’t build and can’t buy no matter how rich they get or how much of society they destroy and I just think that’s beautiful
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When the guy we love the most meets the guy we hate the most, what can they do but shake hands and smile at this crazy world
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When the guy we love the most meets the guy we hate the most, what can they do but shake hands and smile at this crazy world
chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
chipotle has gotten so expensive they should ask what we’re celebrating tonight
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
Kirk needs to be a Jay for life
October 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kirk needs to be a Jay for life
this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game
Mark Wegner called strike on pitch 5 - even though the previous pitch was right there and he called it a ball! - because after several seconds he hadn't called it and Varsho started to walk. My man has cost the jays 2 runs out of petty spite and we cannot tolerate umpires any longer
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
this ump is either too inept to ump little league, or blatantly fixing the game
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I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I know a lot of people talk about "Ken Griffey's swing", "John Olerud's swing" but for my money there is nothing more beautiful than Alejandro Kirk:
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
- 5'7 and built like a Welsh corgi
- basically drops halfway into a splits on each swing
- each swing is a Street Fighter "Shooooryuken" uppercut
BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BLUE JAYS!!! VLADDY IS STRONGER THAN THE LEAF JERSEY CURSE!!!
aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
aws outages should be like a snow day for tech workers
I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon?
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
October 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I say this with pure hater energy, but is there anything more performative than post-marathon runners meandering through the city all afternoon?
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
Like, what do you want, a medal? Oh wait you already have one. I thought you were all doing this for yourselves? You can go home now, good job
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every "life-changing" productivity system is just:
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
October 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
every "life-changing" productivity system is just:
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
- write things down
- look at what you wrote
- do those things
we've reinvented the todo list 47 times
wildly unnecessary loss
October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
wildly unnecessary loss
not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team
October 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
not pointing fingers but there were a whoooole lotta people actin wild like this wasn’t a toronto sports team
every time the yankees do something good
a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper .
ALT: a man is giving a lecture in front of a blackboard in a classroom while holding a piece of paper .
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
every time the yankees do something good
a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players
October 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
a fun thing about the nhl preseason is that nothing good can happen for your team but horrifically bad things can happen to your players
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People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it
September 14, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People will obsessively research all the boring pointless nerdy details about whatever a groyper is but when I recommend the complexity of deep space nine they say they dont have time for it
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
[extremely David Byrne visiting Dairy Queen voice]
Peanut Buster
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Peanut Buster
Qu'est-ce que c'est
September 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
Pa-pa-pa-par-fait,
It’s a
Roy-roy-roy-roy-roy-al treeeeat
wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance
September 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
wet leg was so good they even made a toronto crowd dance
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Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Color lovers, I've got a new tool for you to convert, generate and explore OKLCH colors: oklch.fyi/
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
I like being able to tweak a whole color ramp, adapting chroma to make it more or less vibrant.
-post/reply
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
September 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
-post/reply
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
-realize it’s just not worth the impending hassle to defend that opinion
-delete
free coaster hack: upholstery samples
September 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
free coaster hack: upholstery samples
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I made a sweet mashup of snake+tetris on Gizmo gizmo.party/p/GIRMAGo7RY...
Bretton MacLean on Gizmo
snake + tetris
(plz like & follow)
gizmo.party
September 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I made a sweet mashup of snake+tetris on Gizmo gizmo.party/p/GIRMAGo7RY...