I made a cat lure (blanket + lamp) for my home office earlier in the week so they would sit next to me, not on my keyboard (or lap, which is fine except one of them likes to reach up and put her paw in my mouth to shut me up when I'm on a call.) This was the result.

Zoom helpfully* enabled AI Assistant on my meeting this morning without being asked, to which my response was to say "Oh, goddamn it" and immediately turn it off, resulting in this delightful meeting summary.