Brian C. Baer
@briancbaer.bsky.social
Horror (screen)writer. Visionary. Dreamweaver. Plus He-Man movie historian. (40, he/him)
Why do I hate going outside, you ask?
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why do I hate going outside, you ask?
The day has finally arrived
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The day has finally arrived
I’m an adult. Nobody can tell me this can’t be dinner.
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m an adult. Nobody can tell me this can’t be dinner.
This year’s Halloween decor goes HARD
August 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This year’s Halloween decor goes HARD
When I’m talking to my dog and the cat meows from across the room
August 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When I’m talking to my dog and the cat meows from across the room
Every meal since I learned each hot dog takes 36 minutes off my life.
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Every meal since I learned each hot dog takes 36 minutes off my life.
I was getting ready to mow the yard yesterday when I found a little nest of baby bunnies. So obviously I spent this morning fencing off a little habitat that the mama rabbit can get into, but our idiot dog can’t. #rabbitat
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was getting ready to mow the yard yesterday when I found a little nest of baby bunnies. So obviously I spent this morning fencing off a little habitat that the mama rabbit can get into, but our idiot dog can’t. #rabbitat
“Air Bud: Courtroom Canine”
April 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“Air Bud: Courtroom Canine”
Happy Masters of the Universe Day!
Created in 1987 by the mayor of Los Angeles, today is your official holiday for having fabulous secret powers, wearing fuzzy shorts, and whatnot. ⚔️
Created in 1987 by the mayor of Los Angeles, today is your official holiday for having fabulous secret powers, wearing fuzzy shorts, and whatnot. ⚔️
April 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Happy Masters of the Universe Day!
Created in 1987 by the mayor of Los Angeles, today is your official holiday for having fabulous secret powers, wearing fuzzy shorts, and whatnot. ⚔️
Created in 1987 by the mayor of Los Angeles, today is your official holiday for having fabulous secret powers, wearing fuzzy shorts, and whatnot. ⚔️
At the drive-in to finally watch SINNERS!
April 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
At the drive-in to finally watch SINNERS!
Salem’s been asleep! It’s not my fault!
April 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Salem’s been asleep! It’s not my fault!
We named this little guy after that show!
April 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
We named this little guy after that show!
Post a pic of when your pet was little
March 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Post a pic of when your pet was little
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The dog has a new favorite pillow.
It’s the cat.
It’s the cat.
February 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The dog has a new favorite pillow.
It’s the cat.
It’s the cat.
So happy to see a good collection of the THIN MAN movies is finally coming out! I’ve been waiting years for this.
December 8, 2024 at 9:42 PM
So happy to see a good collection of the THIN MAN movies is finally coming out! I’ve been waiting years for this.
Fictional or not, what is one pet/ companion you would like to have?
B2EMO is the only droid that has made me weepy. This poor little guy is too precious for this world.
B2EMO is the only droid that has made me weepy. This poor little guy is too precious for this world.
December 7, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Fictional or not, what is one pet/ companion you would like to have?
B2EMO is the only droid that has made me weepy. This poor little guy is too precious for this world.
B2EMO is the only droid that has made me weepy. This poor little guy is too precious for this world.
Happy Caturday from Ophelia in her rocket ship, and Salem as she scratches up the back of my chair.
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Happy Caturday from Ophelia in her rocket ship, and Salem as she scratches up the back of my chair.
We found a new karaoke spot, and I hope they’re ready for me to blow some minds next time.
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
We found a new karaoke spot, and I hope they’re ready for me to blow some minds next time.