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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

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Brian @brianclement.com · Jul 22

A group of mobsters on the television program The Sopranos sit around complaining about their favourite team the New York Yankees losing to the Toronto Blue Jays, with one of them saying “do you believe these fuckin’ Blue Jays?”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 17h

Stress eating? Stress cleaning? I’m stress studying my kanji
Vladdy = 野球の第一人者😋

Brian @brianclement.com · 20h

Might have to watch something less nerve destroying than baseball, like one of those Terrifier movies I’ve heard about

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Brian @brianclement.com · 10d

Bit late because I was out at family dinner, but: (to the tune of Pink Pony Club) “they’re gonna keep on winnin’ in the white panel caps, the white panel caps”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 5d

😂 Didn’t I already offer you the option? I assume you’re not a pyromaniac

Brian @brianclement.com · 6d

Non-maniacs who won’t eat my food or make a mess of the bathroom 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 6d

I think I already put this out there, but if any decent Jays fans are coming to town for playoff games and need an inexpensive place to stay near the dome, my spare room is available for much less than a hotel, or possibly for a spare ticket 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 6d

Can’t see the Tigers beating the Mariners but a Jays-Tigers ALCS would be pretty fun

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Brian @brianclement.com · 6d

Can anyone tell me what this mascot is supposed to be?

Picture of the Guardians-Tigers wild card game with a pastry-like mascot applauding in the stands

Brian @brianclement.com · 7d

So glad the Jays don’t have to deal with this wild card BS

Brian @brianclement.com · 8d

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon holding a copy of the adult magazine Gigantic Asses

Brian @brianclement.com · 8d

The best thing about this WC series is that one of these two turkey teams will be eliminated

Brian @brianclement.com · 8d

Lisa Simpson saying “I feel so dirty. The dirt’s not coming off.” As she tries to brush off imaginary dirt in a state of heightened anxiety

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Brian @brianclement.com · 8d

Thought this was an old post-game comment for a second 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 10d

Bit late because I was out at family dinner, but: (to the tune of Pink Pony Club) “they’re gonna keep on winnin’ in the white panel caps, the white panel caps”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 11d

😘🫡👍

Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 11d

There's approximately a "100% chance" the Blue Jays wear their white panel hats tomorrow per manager John Schneider.

Brian @brianclement.com · 11d

Absolutely. The white panel caps.

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13d

It was the white panel caps + dark blue jersey combo

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Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

My friend Allison bought us tickets for the game tomorrow. The Jays need to put up like 8 runs in the first three innings to prevent digestive upset 😂

Brian @brianclement.com · 15d

I do not like the late season regression of the 2025 Blue Jays into the 2024 Blue Jays 🫠

Brian @brianclement.com · 16d

Feeling? 4.5. But thinking rationally, 7

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Brian @brianclement.com · 20d

One of the funniest things about that game for me were two guys in front of my friend and I, older dudes maybe in their 60s who clearly knew nothing about the team or players. They thought the “José José” chants were “olé olé” and right before the batflip at bat said “this guy should hit a home run”

Brian @brianclement.com · 21d

So stoked the Jays play their last three regular season games against these turkeys 🙄

Brian @brianclement.com · 25d

At the game beside a guy wearing cologne and I feel like I’m stuck inside someone’s medicine cabinet

Brian @brianclement.com · Sep 6

I’ve found quite a number on a certain, er “archive” site online 😅