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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.

@brianmwise.bsky.social

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Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor. Pronouns aren't hard to learn. Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list. Living Among Clouds, Emerald City. Always Ω

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · Jul 28

I am saying farewell to a truly honored person who is loved by so many people in my life this week. Her gifts of love and compassion, humor, comfort, and grace have been a bedrock of the lives of so many of us.

We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 2d

It's always the ones you totally expect

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Stace RN Resists 📎💙 Portland Strong @stacernresists.bsky.social · 2d

Exceeding bad night! 💔

Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 2d

Tonight was a very bad night.

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janm49er.bsky.social @janm49er.bsky.social · 2d

Feed the people!

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not sure he understands what will happen if it does. I'm not even sure he understands words shorter than two syllables these days.

Dementia and strokes.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

The Gospel of Professional Christian Mike Johnson:

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M.T. Nestor @mt-nestor.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, my! This is too spot on!!!🤣😆

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 2d

UPDATE: Donald Trump is so hellbent on denying people SNAP that he went all the way to the Supreme Court to block benefits.

Now Trump is trying to bully states into TAKING BACK payments they already made to families.

It’s chaos for the sake of cruelty.

Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 5d

Donald Trump’s war on SNAP.

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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 2d

Take a look at the "MOST BLOCKED ACCOUNTS" on Blue Sky.

The platform has clearly spoken!🤣

Top 20 Most Blocked Users - Bluesky Stats

See the most blocked users on Bluesky

twp.ai

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👣COCA👣 🇺🇦 🐸 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 2d

British Kings Guard breaking the rules to interact with the public and comforts a lost boy who has lost his mom...

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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 11d

Shoud we be worried that Mark Zuckerberg built a multimillion dollar bunker in Hawaii. That Tr*mp is fortifying the White House bunker. And that several Tr*mp regime members moved onto military bases?

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 2d

One day soon, an undertrained, overexcited, undersupported ICE agent is going to point their gun at the wrong person, and that's going to get a bunch of ICE agents killed.

And that's going to start off something Trump really, really wants to avoid.

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 2d

I canceled my WP subscription last year. I've not had any regrets.

Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 2d

I swear, the Trump Administration's argument in the Supreme Court boils down to "Let them Eat Bootstraps."

They're not even pretending anymore.

Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 5d

It's currently held by Luke Timothy Charles Montagu, 12th Earl of Sandwich (born 1969).

Soooo

not so much

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 6d

I know I'm being nitpicky. America's test kitchen kind of brings the worst of that out in me.

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 6d

You're very welcome.

It's just sort of one of those codes that you can tell whether or not somebody's actually an Oregonian making an "Oregon blackberry pie" .

Like if you're just using blackberries?

Eh. Eh? Eh.

I suppose if it's using blackberries picked in Oregon?

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 6d

And yes, I call MAGA Men from that time era the Asshole Generation, because they're assholes.

Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 6d

I mean, most of the disaffected young men aged 18-29 from 2015 are now 30-40, so we might not actually have gotten them back.

And not to put too fine a point on it? chances are The Asshole Generation is still out there. They just got older.

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 7d

A reminder that Trevor Lee is the Utah representative known for two things: being a politician connected to White Nationalists dedicated to spreading terror and hate against non-white Utahns, and having a forehead indicative of inbreeding going back right generations

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Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 7d

Soooo:

postmark him to

1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480

Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers. @brianmwise.bsky.social · 7d

If you're thinking tonight is a bellwether of what's to come in the next two years?

You're goddamn right.

This was a complete and total cockpunch to the GOP and their disasterous strategies.

Not of campaign. Of being spineless cowards complicit in the betrayal of America.

We ain't done.