I’ve never seen this. But also, dude wouldn’t stand out much here.

🎉🎉 yay!!

Now I kinda want to set up a spoof video of this happening.

I’m pretty good at saying no but I’d like to batch process it. Maybe set up a signup for one 10-minute window once a year and anyone can sign up for a 1 minute slot.
“Ok, you’re up, you’ve got 60 seconds to sell me on your solar panels, pest service, religion, etc., go.” … “nope, next, your up, go”

Ouch. That happened to my daughter once. She put in disposables with chili hands. She does remember to wear gloves now with chilis. My worst adventure was probably evening flossing with habanero hands. Now I always wear gloves with those guys.

All better. That wasn’t too bad.

Yikes

One stir fry with all of those? I hope you have plenty of milk around.

Perhaps Doctorow needs to add an optional steps to the enshitification cycle: buy a candidate, take over the goverment, fire regulators

I don’t understand this term “leftover bacon”.

This is fun. I like the little bicycle rider zooming on one of the chart bars. I wish I’d taken a class like this in university.

So cool