Passengers who stand up first get a bad rap. They are keeping civility from those twats in the back of the plane who try and cut the line.
July 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Passengers who stand up first get a bad rap. They are keeping civility from those twats in the back of the plane who try and cut the line.
They called him Sleepy Joe because Americans could actually sleep at night.
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because Americans could actually sleep at night.
You should try bacon
February 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You should try bacon
‘Be more than a meme’ is going on a random shitter’s wall today
February 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
‘Be more than a meme’ is going on a random shitter’s wall today
It is, once again, socially acceptable to applaud after landing.
February 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It is, once again, socially acceptable to applaud after landing.
I envy my dogs. No lobbyists out there rewriting the definitions of ingredients in their bowls.
January 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I envy my dogs. No lobbyists out there rewriting the definitions of ingredients in their bowls.
Have you tried turning on Fox News?
January 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Have you tried turning on Fox News?
With that run on sentence, you can lay some lyrics, too.
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
With that run on sentence, you can lay some lyrics, too.
Wait. No. The Village People?
January 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Wait. No. The Village People?
Missionary
January 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Missionary
Tell that to my bookie
January 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tell that to my bookie
Another reason adulthood does, indeed, suck. #youmeangetto
January 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Another reason adulthood does, indeed, suck. #youmeangetto
Where coaches go to die.
January 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Where coaches go to die.
That’s called a ‘hell no’
January 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
That’s called a ‘hell no’
Why are they getting paid? Give em a sandwich (toasted).
January 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why are they getting paid? Give em a sandwich (toasted).
But did the Capital One guy make an appearance at the coin flip
January 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
But did the Capital One guy make an appearance at the coin flip
I need Superman to confirm.
January 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I need Superman to confirm.
Karma: 1 Butker: 0
January 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Karma: 1 Butker: 0
I’ll be honest…this is the first time since Four Loko I feel confident about my dance moves.
January 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’ll be honest…this is the first time since Four Loko I feel confident about my dance moves.
Both options sound tragic.
January 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Both options sound tragic.