Brian Riley
@brifriley.bsky.social
Comic book & baseball nerd. Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazy sniffable. Former stock boy at Spatula City. Stay Positive. KFBR392
Cream/Custard pies?
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Cream/Custard pies?
At least D’Agastino had those horny commercials.
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
At least D’Agastino had those horny commercials.
“P. Good to lolololol” is the new scale by which all things should be ranked.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“P. Good to lolololol” is the new scale by which all things should be ranked.
Boy, has no. 2 aged poorly.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Boy, has no. 2 aged poorly.
Is that a lot? It seems like it is but also, doesn’t?
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is that a lot? It seems like it is but also, doesn’t?
I could see how both sides would be tired with each other. The Yankees didn’t want him to suck in the playoffs and he totally wanted to keep sucking.
Also, thank you for not bringing up a tattoo related phrases that continue to haunt me and scare me away from body art.
Also, thank you for not bringing up a tattoo related phrases that continue to haunt me and scare me away from body art.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I could see how both sides would be tired with each other. The Yankees didn’t want him to suck in the playoffs and he totally wanted to keep sucking.
Also, thank you for not bringing up a tattoo related phrases that continue to haunt me and scare me away from body art.
Also, thank you for not bringing up a tattoo related phrases that continue to haunt me and scare me away from body art.
They all have some serious “The Running Man” vibes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They all have some serious “The Running Man” vibes.
Arguably “the” comedy writer. Though he’d never make that claim.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Arguably “the” comedy writer. Though he’d never make that claim.
No, make your own waffles? Boo!
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No, make your own waffles? Boo!
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Reading that book as an early yeen was a seminal moment. Also, the cover ruled.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Reading that book as an early yeen was a seminal moment. Also, the cover ruled.
For your own kids, it’s a couple of bucks but if it’s your niece or nephew, you tell them the tooth fairy gives several hundreds of dollars
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
For your own kids, it’s a couple of bucks but if it’s your niece or nephew, you tell them the tooth fairy gives several hundreds of dollars
They look like they’re cosplaying as Century 21 Realtors from the 80s.
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They look like they’re cosplaying as Century 21 Realtors from the 80s.
Ngl, would absolutely try “The Fisher.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ngl, would absolutely try “The Fisher.”
I still say “Yo, that’s Brisk, Baby!” Whenever I drink Iced Tea.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I still say “Yo, that’s Brisk, Baby!” Whenever I drink Iced Tea.
This is good. You’ll start to Love Landry Shamet to an unhealthy degree. Nothing more Knicks Fan-ny that that.
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
This is good. You’ll start to Love Landry Shamet to an unhealthy degree. Nothing more Knicks Fan-ny that that.
What?! You don’t want to smell like my grandma?
October 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What?! You don’t want to smell like my grandma?
I pictured YOU in my head while reading it. That crab was pretty freaking loud.
October 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I pictured YOU in my head while reading it. That crab was pretty freaking loud.
That sure felt like getting BELTed by Orion.
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
That sure felt like getting BELTed by Orion.
That’s the only acceptable reason to order Domino’s in the Tri-state area.
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
That’s the only acceptable reason to order Domino’s in the Tri-state area.
Relax. All he makes is cool shit. There’s no way to tell if this will be any good.
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Relax. All he makes is cool shit. There’s no way to tell if this will be any good.
6. Don’t fuck with Carrie Fisher
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
6. Don’t fuck with Carrie Fisher
I’ve gotten into that REM loop where I listen to their “not” greatest hits, that they seem like the greatest hits in my head. Daysleeper is 100% one of those songs.
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’ve gotten into that REM loop where I listen to their “not” greatest hits, that they seem like the greatest hits in my head. Daysleeper is 100% one of those songs.