Santa Damien
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Co-Host of The Bring Me The Axe Horror Podcast // Doin' What Thou Wilt // Extremely powerful
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Podcast: Mortuary
An early cash-in on the slasher movie craze is a massive exploitation movie whiff but at least it has Bill Paxton
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This week's episode is a look at the 1982 slasher movie deep cut, Mortuary. In an early role, Bill Paxton plays a necrophile creep in this trashy piece of exploitation grime.
Of interest to weirdos and paranormal folk: I've been staying at a place in TN near a road with a peculiar name. Turns out it has nothing to do with snot and everything to do with spooky bullshit and ghosts. Booger is a southern colloquialism for ghosts and this road is allegedly haunted as hell.
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Of interest to weirdos and paranormal folk: I've been staying at a place in TN near a road with a peculiar name. Turns out it has nothing to do with snot and everything to do with spooky bullshit and ghosts. Booger is a southern colloquialism for ghosts and this road is allegedly haunted as hell.
"What's that thing when you can't remember? The Berenstein Bears thing?"
"The Mamdani effect."
"The Mamdani effect."
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"What's that thing when you can't remember? The Berenstein Bears thing?"
"The Mamdani effect."
"The Mamdani effect."
Yo. @cauldronfilms.bsky.social is having a crazy sale right now. You have no excuse. You need to get a copy of Mad Foxes.
Mad Foxes, a truly deranged bad movie
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November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yo. @cauldronfilms.bsky.social is having a crazy sale right now. You have no excuse. You need to get a copy of Mad Foxes.
4 hours is a mega time investment but holy shit, the new Defunctland is great. Best channel on Youtube? Maybe.
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
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November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
4 hours is a mega time investment but holy shit, the new Defunctland is great. Best channel on Youtube? Maybe.
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
We were going to do Karate Warrior (The Boy In The Golden Kimono) for this week's 99 Cent Rental. It's a real wild ripoff of The Karate Kid but there is ZERO information out about this movie so we switched it up. We're doing Tentacles instead and I'm glad. This movie is nuts.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
We were going to do Karate Warrior (The Boy In The Golden Kimono) for this week's 99 Cent Rental. It's a real wild ripoff of The Karate Kid but there is ZERO information out about this movie so we switched it up. We're doing Tentacles instead and I'm glad. This movie is nuts.
I'd pulla Kim Jong Il and kidnap filmmakers from other countries to produce all the crazy bullshit I have rolling around in my head.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'd pulla Kim Jong Il and kidnap filmmakers from other countries to produce all the crazy bullshit I have rolling around in my head.
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
"Your last saved meme is..."
Y'all are out there saving memes on your phone?
Y'all are out there saving memes on your phone?
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Your last saved meme is..."
Y'all are out there saving memes on your phone?
Y'all are out there saving memes on your phone?
This week's episode is a look at the 1982 slasher movie deep cut, Mortuary. In an early role, Bill Paxton plays a necrophile creep in this trashy piece of exploitation grime.
Podcast: Mortuary
An early cash-in on the slasher movie craze is a massive exploitation movie whiff but at least it has Bill Paxton
bringmetheaxe.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This week's episode is a look at the 1982 slasher movie deep cut, Mortuary. In an early role, Bill Paxton plays a necrophile creep in this trashy piece of exploitation grime.
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The kind of journalism we need.
* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!
BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.
Snack Stack exclusive:
In Search of Van Halen's Brown M&Ms
Contract riders and the meaning of a modern pop star
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The kind of journalism we need.
Share a reliable character actor
It's criminal that we don't talk about Tim Thomerson more
It's criminal that we don't talk about Tim Thomerson more
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Share a reliable character actor
It's criminal that we don't talk about Tim Thomerson more
It's criminal that we don't talk about Tim Thomerson more
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(The kidnappers are so fucked.)
(The kidnappers are so fucked.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
(The kidnappers are so fucked.)
(The kidnappers are so fucked.)
I fucking love how Jean Rollin's vampires are always these bougie freak weirdos. They're like is Nadia, Nandor, and Lazlo weren't funny.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I fucking love how Jean Rollin's vampires are always these bougie freak weirdos. They're like is Nadia, Nandor, and Lazlo weren't funny.
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@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social nooo, Hank don’t do it!!!
I know your soul is not tainted
Even though you've been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that's calling?
I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
Even though you've been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that's calling?
I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I know your soul is not tainted
Even though you've been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that's calling?
I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
Even though you've been told so
Can you hear the rumble?
Can you hear the rumble that's calling?
I can feel the thunder that's breaking in your heart
I can see through the scars inside you
Do yourself a favorite and check to see if the Jinkx and Dela Christmas show is playing near you. It's a fucking hilarious send-up of Tales From The Crypt with a ginger bread house instead of a haunted house and a puppet making morbid puns.
November 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Do yourself a favorite and check to see if the Jinkx and Dela Christmas show is playing near you. It's a fucking hilarious send-up of Tales From The Crypt with a ginger bread house instead of a haunted house and a puppet making morbid puns.
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You entered a dance contest!
Pick your partner.
Pick your partner.
Manosphere perverts would fucking LOVE Dianetics.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Manosphere perverts would fucking LOVE Dianetics.
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November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Our latest 99 Cent Rental is about how the D&D panic of the 80's was completely made up but this story from that episode is about how Vampire The Masquerade in the 90's was maybe a little too much for some people.
Bryan's TTRPG Nightmare
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November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Our latest 99 Cent Rental is about how the D&D panic of the 80's was completely made up but this story from that episode is about how Vampire The Masquerade in the 90's was maybe a little too much for some people.
This week's episode is a look at Mazes & Monsters from 1982. Hear all about the 80's moral panic about Dungeons and Dragons and the movie that sought to spread the message. It's ridiculous.
Podcast: Mazes & Monsters
Tyler Hyde from That's Spooky joins us for a look at qn 80's scare film that wants you to know about the dangerous world of Dungeons & Dragons!
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November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This week's episode is a look at Mazes & Monsters from 1982. Hear all about the 80's moral panic about Dungeons and Dragons and the movie that sought to spread the message. It's ridiculous.
Our latest 99 Cent Rental is about how the D&D panic of the 80's was completely made up but this story from that episode is about how Vampire The Masquerade in the 90's was maybe a little too much for some people.
Bryan's TTRPG Nightmare
YouTube video by Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Our latest 99 Cent Rental is about how the D&D panic of the 80's was completely made up but this story from that episode is about how Vampire The Masquerade in the 90's was maybe a little too much for some people.
Didn't the Red Scare podcast end up taking a right turn at some point? Ended up backed by Thiel money or something, part of that obnoxious Dimes Square scene in New York?
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Didn't the Red Scare podcast end up taking a right turn at some point? Ended up backed by Thiel money or something, part of that obnoxious Dimes Square scene in New York?