Michael
@britmonkey.bsky.social
In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.
https://www.youtube.com/@BritMonkey
https://www.youtube.com/@BritMonkey
Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.
May 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.
Interesting that the US minimum wage is so low now that it has effectively been abolished, only 0.1% of the workforce are getting paid as little as that.
For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of £12.21/hr.
For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of £12.21/hr.
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Interesting that the US minimum wage is so low now that it has effectively been abolished, only 0.1% of the workforce are getting paid as little as that.
For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of £12.21/hr.
For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of £12.21/hr.
look at the size of the tumors on this tree! :0
April 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
look at the size of the tumors on this tree! :0
Fish Tank (2009) dir. Andrea Arnold
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fish Tank (2009) dir. Andrea Arnold
mfer talking like she wasn't literally prime minister and didn't have the opportunity to do this instead of passing unfunded tax cuts
March 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
mfer talking like she wasn't literally prime minister and didn't have the opportunity to do this instead of passing unfunded tax cuts
fairly certain this ad in the @data.ft.com was generated by AI.
February 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
fairly certain this ad in the @data.ft.com was generated by AI.
Rose jumping back onto the Titanic is obviously the irrational choice but that doesn't make it a "plot hole". Humans aren't usually rational, the way characters act in movies is what makes the most sense TO THEM in THAT MOMENT. That's how stories and conflicts unfold!!!
February 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rose jumping back onto the Titanic is obviously the irrational choice but that doesn't make it a "plot hole". Humans aren't usually rational, the way characters act in movies is what makes the most sense TO THEM in THAT MOMENT. That's how stories and conflicts unfold!!!
You see Marge, there's "Doing nothing" and "Doing nothing!"
January 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You see Marge, there's "Doing nothing" and "Doing nothing!"
why do they call it a u-turn when the sign clearly shows an n-turn
January 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
why do they call it a u-turn when the sign clearly shows an n-turn
This is the closest the BBC article gets to offering an alternative viewpoint; that is, the entirely normal view that young adults should be entitled to the same freedoms and privileges that every other adult is allowed. NOBODY is standing up to this.
January 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is the closest the BBC article gets to offering an alternative viewpoint; that is, the entirely normal view that young adults should be entitled to the same freedoms and privileges that every other adult is allowed. NOBODY is standing up to this.
"Nooo! I don't want to be a libertarian!" I shout.
But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!!
But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!!
January 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Nooo! I don't want to be a libertarian!" I shout.
But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!!
But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!!
Low IQ: Trump should buy Greenland
Mid IQ: Greenland's future is for the Greenlanders to decide blah blah blah
High IQ: Kier Starmer should buy Greenland
Mid IQ: Greenland's future is for the Greenlanders to decide blah blah blah
High IQ: Kier Starmer should buy Greenland
January 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Low IQ: Trump should buy Greenland
Mid IQ: Greenland's future is for the Greenlanders to decide blah blah blah
High IQ: Kier Starmer should buy Greenland
Mid IQ: Greenland's future is for the Greenlanders to decide blah blah blah
High IQ: Kier Starmer should buy Greenland
New Rockstars has garnered 2 billion views from over 3600 videos, but the "Does He Know" video had more cultural footprint from the thumbnail alone than any of the others combined (and it isn't even in the top 100 most viewed videos on the channel). Just something I noticed.
January 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
New Rockstars has garnered 2 billion views from over 3600 videos, but the "Does He Know" video had more cultural footprint from the thumbnail alone than any of the others combined (and it isn't even in the top 100 most viewed videos on the channel). Just something I noticed.
they don't have my dad's voice, unrealistic 0/10
January 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
they don't have my dad's voice, unrealistic 0/10
had a dream the BBC got privatised and their first news story after being sold to Bet365 was that Liz Truss died
December 13, 2024 at 3:54 PM
had a dream the BBC got privatised and their first news story after being sold to Bet365 was that Liz Truss died
Hello everyone, It's me, Michael Jackson. I'm making a guest post on this account to remind you to keep working hard, never give up, and eventually you will achieve your dreams. Hee Hee.
December 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Hello everyone, It's me, Michael Jackson. I'm making a guest post on this account to remind you to keep working hard, never give up, and eventually you will achieve your dreams. Hee Hee.
The real 'woke nonsense' is the so-called "health and safety" regulations that prevent children across the country being unable to play on the Apparatus. This crime against children has been going on for decades and the "anti-woke" crowd are completely silent.
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 PM
The real 'woke nonsense' is the so-called "health and safety" regulations that prevent children across the country being unable to play on the Apparatus. This crime against children has been going on for decades and the "anti-woke" crowd are completely silent.
The bay between Lincolnshire and Norfolk is 240 square miles in size and averages at only 5 meters deep. We could fill it in and build a Manchester-sized city like the Netherlands did with Flevoland in the 60s.
The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea.
The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea.
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
The bay between Lincolnshire and Norfolk is 240 square miles in size and averages at only 5 meters deep. We could fill it in and build a Manchester-sized city like the Netherlands did with Flevoland in the 60s.
The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea.
The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea.
This Is What We Believe
November 26, 2024 at 10:58 PM
This Is What We Believe
my dream study vs my dream bathroom
November 25, 2024 at 11:20 PM
my dream study vs my dream bathroom
How will men ever recover
November 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
How will men ever recover