Brittany Fisher
@brittanyfisherbff.bsky.social
📐Developer
🖍️Mom
📖 currently reading: “All in Her Head” by Dr. Elizabeth Comen
🖍️Mom
📖 currently reading: “All in Her Head” by Dr. Elizabeth Comen
After Cory Booker’s speech, I’m going to need my 10th grade teacher to give me those points back for going over 5 minutes on a presentation.
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
After Cory Booker’s speech, I’m going to need my 10th grade teacher to give me those points back for going over 5 minutes on a presentation.
Cutting off the caffeine by 10:00am today so I can go to bed early for my 3:00am alarm to look at the lunar eclipse!
March 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Cutting off the caffeine by 10:00am today so I can go to bed early for my 3:00am alarm to look at the lunar eclipse!
I’m finally tracking my calories and making weight loss progress because I don’t want to get my rings resized
March 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m finally tracking my calories and making weight loss progress because I don’t want to get my rings resized
Ran over some dweeb’s pudding cup in the daycare parking lot.
February 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ran over some dweeb’s pudding cup in the daycare parking lot.
First day of my new normal. Husband can’t drive for the foreseeable future due to seizures. We did the whole family carpool this morning while juggling the first appointment this afternoon. Letting myself have the extra coffee ☕️
February 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
First day of my new normal. Husband can’t drive for the foreseeable future due to seizures. We did the whole family carpool this morning while juggling the first appointment this afternoon. Letting myself have the extra coffee ☕️
Is the new flu symptom a huge back pedal on your dreams because you now require the lifestyle to be able to rest in bed for 2 weeks?
February 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Is the new flu symptom a huge back pedal on your dreams because you now require the lifestyle to be able to rest in bed for 2 weeks?
Since when does the flu include a 2-day migraine that I can only move from to throw up? 103.7 fever 🥵
February 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Since when does the flu include a 2-day migraine that I can only move from to throw up? 103.7 fever 🥵
It’s annoying how my phone congratulates me on getting over 8 hours of sleep instead of figuring out I’m depressed or sick.
February 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s annoying how my phone congratulates me on getting over 8 hours of sleep instead of figuring out I’m depressed or sick.
I drink 6 cups of herbal tea a day and I’m still in a pit of despair.
January 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I drink 6 cups of herbal tea a day and I’m still in a pit of despair.
Trying to learn some stuff but if I hear any more royalty free YouTube music my brain will pop.
January 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Trying to learn some stuff but if I hear any more royalty free YouTube music my brain will pop.
It’s actually really unprofessional to not be upset about politics this week.
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s actually really unprofessional to not be upset about politics this week.
Wow, that was my life at 16. I’m so sad teens don’t have that kind of scene anymore.
wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit
January 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wow, that was my life at 16. I’m so sad teens don’t have that kind of scene anymore.
Uuuugh instead of typing “google” I emailed “here is the giggle sheet” 😣
January 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Uuuugh instead of typing “google” I emailed “here is the giggle sheet” 😣
Tuning out the world with The Shins daily mix and a probiotic soda.
January 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tuning out the world with The Shins daily mix and a probiotic soda.
I hope this email finds you with your boss and your boss’s boss on PTO.
December 31, 2024 at 11:34 AM
I hope this email finds you with your boss and your boss’s boss on PTO.
You’re a gassy bully. Go fart on someone your own size.
-My husband to our toddler
-My husband to our toddler
December 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
You’re a gassy bully. Go fart on someone your own size.
-My husband to our toddler
-My husband to our toddler
The tagline on the Jingle all the Way poster is:
“Two dads,
One Toy,
No Prisoners”
“Two dads,
One Toy,
No Prisoners”
December 18, 2024 at 4:44 PM
The tagline on the Jingle all the Way poster is:
“Two dads,
One Toy,
No Prisoners”
“Two dads,
One Toy,
No Prisoners”
My husband loves movies. I love collectible junk. So, the cinemark popcorn buckets really bring us together.
December 11, 2024 at 11:08 PM
My husband loves movies. I love collectible junk. So, the cinemark popcorn buckets really bring us together.
Wingstop loaded fries are worth every cholesterol 🤤
December 10, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Wingstop loaded fries are worth every cholesterol 🤤
I get my oil changed when the tire pressure light is on bc I don’t want to do that 🙊
December 10, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I get my oil changed when the tire pressure light is on bc I don’t want to do that 🙊
Weekend of fun activities with my toddler and all he remembers is that we went to the store and bought bread.
December 8, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Weekend of fun activities with my toddler and all he remembers is that we went to the store and bought bread.
👩🌾 “What’s the future like?”
(Video of me)
(sitting with my phone on the toilet)
(checking for the temperature of coffee in my Bluetooth mug)
(Video of me)
(sitting with my phone on the toilet)
(checking for the temperature of coffee in my Bluetooth mug)
December 6, 2024 at 10:30 PM
👩🌾 “What’s the future like?”
(Video of me)
(sitting with my phone on the toilet)
(checking for the temperature of coffee in my Bluetooth mug)
(Video of me)
(sitting with my phone on the toilet)
(checking for the temperature of coffee in my Bluetooth mug)
Now that I’m using for treadmill desk for meetings, people that wrap up their calls 10 minutes early are SAINTS.
December 4, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Now that I’m using for treadmill desk for meetings, people that wrap up their calls 10 minutes early are SAINTS.
Brutal today!!! What are these words??
Strands #276
“I now pronounce you ...”
💡🔵💡🔵
🔵💡🔵💡
💡🔵💡🟡
💡🔵
Strands #276
“I now pronounce you ...”
💡🔵💡🔵
🔵💡🔵💡
💡🔵💡🟡
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December 4, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Brutal today!!! What are these words??
Strands #276
“I now pronounce you ...”
💡🔵💡🔵
🔵💡🔵💡
💡🔵💡🟡
💡🔵
Strands #276
“I now pronounce you ...”
💡🔵💡🔵
🔵💡🔵💡
💡🔵💡🟡
💡🔵