So that I am on the record, or if anyone is curious about what is on my Christmas wish list.

Does this happen in Europe? I feel like at the very least it would be a scandal.

Doin things with my brain all day every day.

Very "cool vs. boring" demographics.

Extremely relevant, thank you. Also, I have loved your writing. I've been following along.

Thank you to my anonymous sources, @thebaffler.com's JW McCormack, and @reveleth.com for thinking through this one with me.