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Jed Hoyer, everyone!
The Cubs are being rumored to be willing to spend some actual money. But it's somehow not enough and too much, and in the wrong places. www.pointlessexercise.com/cubs-rumored...
Cubs rumored targets don't make much sense
Which is why the rumors are probably true
www.pointlessexercise.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Jed Hoyer, everyone!
David Ellison is not allowed to do anything, let alone a hostile takeover of Warner Bros., until he finally addresses why his face looks like that.
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
David Ellison is not allowed to do anything, let alone a hostile takeover of Warner Bros., until he finally addresses why his face looks like that.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
The undercard of Hater Sunday was a rousing success, now we move to the main event and I just wish I had a better feeling about the Bears chances.
December 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The undercard of Hater Sunday was a rousing success, now we move to the main event and I just wish I had a better feeling about the Bears chances.
Getting these MO governor ads for eliminating income tax and would love to hear what exactly the plan to make up the revenue gap is. Can only assume it’s things like “only private schools, public ones are woke and too expensive” and things of that chud ilk.
December 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Getting these MO governor ads for eliminating income tax and would love to hear what exactly the plan to make up the revenue gap is. Can only assume it’s things like “only private schools, public ones are woke and too expensive” and things of that chud ilk.
Good to hear from and see 2x national quarterfinalist Norm Stewart
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Good to hear from and see 2x national quarterfinalist Norm Stewart
I’m the guy that is going to watch a 3 hour selection show for 12 teams, 4 of which actually have a real chance of winning a title.
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m the guy that is going to watch a 3 hour selection show for 12 teams, 4 of which actually have a real chance of winning a title.
Ryan Day remains one of the winningest losers to ever do it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Ryan Day remains one of the winningest losers to ever do it.
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National Security Advisor Pelt to Ohio State, but about 13-10s
a man is sitting at a desk with the words you 've lost another submarine
Alt: a man is sitting at a desk with the words you 've lost another submarine
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
National Security Advisor Pelt to Ohio State, but about 13-10s
Can’t believe well known tactical genius Matt Patricia wasn’t able to engineer even a few stops when OSU needed them most.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe well known tactical genius Matt Patricia wasn’t able to engineer even a few stops when OSU needed them most.
Ryan Day the phony coward with a terrible face and inexplicably colored facial hair
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ryan Day the phony coward with a terrible face and inexplicably colored facial hair
ISU is unfortunately very good, but nice to see it’s never too early for some delicious Purfraud action.
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ISU is unfortunately very good, but nice to see it’s never too early for some delicious Purfraud action.
Love the synergy of being able be happy at Iowa State’s misfortune *and* simultaneously ripping on Penn State for a mediocre ass underwhelming hire.
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Love the synergy of being able be happy at Iowa State’s misfortune *and* simultaneously ripping on Penn State for a mediocre ass underwhelming hire.
After Strange New Worlds, maybe it’s ok if Star Trek needs to go away for a while…
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
After Strange New Worlds, maybe it’s ok if Star Trek needs to go away for a while…
RE: station wagon discourse as a lover and owner of one. This all sounds great, but none of you people bought them when they were made available basically at any time over the last 25+ yrs!
Some of this is chicken/egg & brands not making it easy to get them, but if they sold, it would be easy.
Some of this is chicken/egg & brands not making it easy to get them, but if they sold, it would be easy.
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
RE: station wagon discourse as a lover and owner of one. This all sounds great, but none of you people bought them when they were made available basically at any time over the last 25+ yrs!
Some of this is chicken/egg & brands not making it easy to get them, but if they sold, it would be easy.
Some of this is chicken/egg & brands not making it easy to get them, but if they sold, it would be easy.
Sure I wanted a shorthanded KU to win, but I specifically wanted to make redass baby Dan Hurley mad. Go screw, my dude.
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Sure I wanted a shorthanded KU to win, but I specifically wanted to make redass baby Dan Hurley mad. Go screw, my dude.
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Penn State’s gonna have to hire Brian Kelly. Feels like a perfect fit between shithead and shithead institution
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Penn State’s gonna have to hire Brian Kelly. Feels like a perfect fit between shithead and shithead institution
Jay Paterno is still on the Penn State Board of Trustees? School and fanbase deserves every bad thing and piece of schadenfreude that comes its way. Just rot.
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Jay Paterno is still on the Penn State Board of Trustees? School and fanbase deserves every bad thing and piece of schadenfreude that comes its way. Just rot.
Absolutely tragic what happened to his family but get all the fuck out with whatever this aw shucks nonsense is from the Trib.
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Less than two months after four family members died in a tragic helicopter crash, Darren Bailey finds himself not only trying to rebuild his life but also his nascent campaign for the Republican nomination for Illinois governor.
Humbled by personal tragedy, Republican Darren Bailey resumes his quest for Illinois governor
Two months after four family members died in a helicopter crash, Darren Bailey is rebuilding his life and his campaign for the GOP nomination for Illinois governor.
trib.al
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Absolutely tragic what happened to his family but get all the fuck out with whatever this aw shucks nonsense is from the Trib.
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
Reading the article, I did have to laugh that Daddy Uhlein isn’t backing him this time and the other shitty mega rich brainwormed IL ex pats seemingly are splitting votes
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to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
to the people who figured out lane kiffin had a fake PR dog: please look at kirk herbstreit next
I didn’t plan to buy anything, but Homefield’s 67th email and text over the last few days finally did it. Can’t get enough emails and texts! Keep em coming!
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I didn’t plan to buy anything, but Homefield’s 67th email and text over the last few days finally did it. Can’t get enough emails and texts! Keep em coming!
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"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Eagles OC's house gets egged after loss to Bears
The New Jersey home of Eagles offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo was vandalized with eggs early Saturday morning, following the team's loss to the Bears, police said.
www.espn.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"911, what's your emergency?"
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
In an absolute diamond-cutter accent, just horrible stuff on every vowel: "They're throwin' hoagies at Patullo's home over in Moorestown!"
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
There’s literally no reason on or off field for any school to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He was only made for one specific school & even that ended up growing stale by the end even before getting into him being a phony piece of shit.
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
December 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
There’s literally no reason on or off field for any school to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He was only made for one specific school & even that ended up growing stale by the end even before getting into him being a phony piece of shit.
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
AND hard to think of many coaches built worse than him for this new era
Chicago’s Big Ten Cowards
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Chicago’s Big Ten Cowards