BrokeNoseDeNiro
@brokenosedeniro.bsky.social
jarrad. horror enthusiast. watches too many movies. did some streaming, wasn’t for me. now I play with plastic miniatures.
Correction: he won
April 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Correction: he won
This song is a fantastic and well needed punch to the guts #whitechapel
March 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This song is a fantastic and well needed punch to the guts #whitechapel
I built up in my head that I wouldn't be able to stomach watching the Substance. Which is ludicrous. Glad I finally watched it. Easily top 5 film for 2024.
February 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I built up in my head that I wouldn't be able to stomach watching the Substance. Which is ludicrous. Glad I finally watched it. Easily top 5 film for 2024.
Triloquist (2008)
Rougher than a sandpaper handjob. The SFX are questionable beyond believe. But hey, they made movie and that is hard. 29
Rougher than a sandpaper handjob. The SFX are questionable beyond believe. But hey, they made movie and that is hard. 29
January 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Triloquist (2008)
Rougher than a sandpaper handjob. The SFX are questionable beyond believe. But hey, they made movie and that is hard. 29
Rougher than a sandpaper handjob. The SFX are questionable beyond believe. But hey, they made movie and that is hard. 29
MadS (2024)
French Bo Burnham has a bad trip that escalates quickly. Hard to believe this was directed by the same person that did Jessica Alba's The Eye. Leaps and bounds better. 71 #horrorsky
French Bo Burnham has a bad trip that escalates quickly. Hard to believe this was directed by the same person that did Jessica Alba's The Eye. Leaps and bounds better. 71 #horrorsky
January 24, 2025 at 9:17 AM
MadS (2024)
French Bo Burnham has a bad trip that escalates quickly. Hard to believe this was directed by the same person that did Jessica Alba's The Eye. Leaps and bounds better. 71 #horrorsky
French Bo Burnham has a bad trip that escalates quickly. Hard to believe this was directed by the same person that did Jessica Alba's The Eye. Leaps and bounds better. 71 #horrorsky
Body Count (1986)
Even when a killer is on the loose and your friends are disappearing, there is always time for a shower scene. 44 #horrorsky
Even when a killer is on the loose and your friends are disappearing, there is always time for a shower scene. 44 #horrorsky
January 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Body Count (1986)
Even when a killer is on the loose and your friends are disappearing, there is always time for a shower scene. 44 #horrorsky
Even when a killer is on the loose and your friends are disappearing, there is always time for a shower scene. 44 #horrorsky
My cat really wants me to do anything but work right now
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My cat really wants me to do anything but work right now
Dark Was the Night (2014)
The colour grading in this was stranger than the 24 hour Tiktok ban. Also, Kevin Durands voice was one step off being the Brown Noise. 34
The colour grading in this was stranger than the 24 hour Tiktok ban. Also, Kevin Durands voice was one step off being the Brown Noise. 34
January 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dark Was the Night (2014)
The colour grading in this was stranger than the 24 hour Tiktok ban. Also, Kevin Durands voice was one step off being the Brown Noise. 34
The colour grading in this was stranger than the 24 hour Tiktok ban. Also, Kevin Durands voice was one step off being the Brown Noise. 34
Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever (2024)
I found this incredibly interesting but also disturbing. There were some aspects I wanted them to discuss more but got glossed over. 72
I found this incredibly interesting but also disturbing. There were some aspects I wanted them to discuss more but got glossed over. 72
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever (2024)
I found this incredibly interesting but also disturbing. There were some aspects I wanted them to discuss more but got glossed over. 72
I found this incredibly interesting but also disturbing. There were some aspects I wanted them to discuss more but got glossed over. 72
Specters (1987)
I guess there is a reason this Italian horror isn't very well known. Has a great premise but drags. Points for Dr Loomis though. 39 #horrorsky
I guess there is a reason this Italian horror isn't very well known. Has a great premise but drags. Points for Dr Loomis though. 39 #horrorsky
January 18, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Specters (1987)
I guess there is a reason this Italian horror isn't very well known. Has a great premise but drags. Points for Dr Loomis though. 39 #horrorsky
I guess there is a reason this Italian horror isn't very well known. Has a great premise but drags. Points for Dr Loomis though. 39 #horrorsky
The Black Room (1982)
Play kinky sex games, win kinky vampire adjacent sibling prizes. 45
Play kinky sex games, win kinky vampire adjacent sibling prizes. 45
January 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Black Room (1982)
Play kinky sex games, win kinky vampire adjacent sibling prizes. 45
Play kinky sex games, win kinky vampire adjacent sibling prizes. 45
Stepfather 2 (1989)
He's not the Stepfather, he's the father that stepped up to murder his family. Again. 39
He's not the Stepfather, he's the father that stepped up to murder his family. Again. 39
January 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Stepfather 2 (1989)
He's not the Stepfather, he's the father that stepped up to murder his family. Again. 39
He's not the Stepfather, he's the father that stepped up to murder his family. Again. 39
The Final (2010)
Was definitely rooting for the bullies in this one especially when one of the incels came out dressed in a n*zi costume. 24 #horrorsky
Was definitely rooting for the bullies in this one especially when one of the incels came out dressed in a n*zi costume. 24 #horrorsky
January 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Final (2010)
Was definitely rooting for the bullies in this one especially when one of the incels came out dressed in a n*zi costume. 24 #horrorsky
Was definitely rooting for the bullies in this one especially when one of the incels came out dressed in a n*zi costume. 24 #horrorsky
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)
Holy shit, this movie broke me. Things happen in this documentary that are very hard to watch so massive warning. That aside, I thought it was incredible. 93
Holy shit, this movie broke me. Things happen in this documentary that are very hard to watch so massive warning. That aside, I thought it was incredible. 93
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)
Holy shit, this movie broke me. Things happen in this documentary that are very hard to watch so massive warning. That aside, I thought it was incredible. 93
Holy shit, this movie broke me. Things happen in this documentary that are very hard to watch so massive warning. That aside, I thought it was incredible. 93
Trapped Inn (2024)
More like Trapped Inn my Ass. As in, it looks good and you think it will fit in your ass but then it's a quick trip to the ER to get it removed. 14 #horror #moviereview
More like Trapped Inn my Ass. As in, it looks good and you think it will fit in your ass but then it's a quick trip to the ER to get it removed. 14 #horror #moviereview
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Trapped Inn (2024)
More like Trapped Inn my Ass. As in, it looks good and you think it will fit in your ass but then it's a quick trip to the ER to get it removed. 14 #horror #moviereview
More like Trapped Inn my Ass. As in, it looks good and you think it will fit in your ass but then it's a quick trip to the ER to get it removed. 14 #horror #moviereview
The Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot (2024)
No Leatherface and No Sawyer family. This was not the TCM I wanted. The big reveal at the end is such a fart noise. 42
No Leatherface and No Sawyer family. This was not the TCM I wanted. The big reveal at the end is such a fart noise. 42
December 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
The Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot (2024)
No Leatherface and No Sawyer family. This was not the TCM I wanted. The big reveal at the end is such a fart noise. 42
No Leatherface and No Sawyer family. This was not the TCM I wanted. The big reveal at the end is such a fart noise. 42
Dinosaur Valley Girls (1995)
We have Jurassic Park at home .. but with tiddies. Lots and lots of tiddies. Sorry no Jeff Goldblum. 20 #dontwatchwithyourparents
We have Jurassic Park at home .. but with tiddies. Lots and lots of tiddies. Sorry no Jeff Goldblum. 20 #dontwatchwithyourparents
December 18, 2024 at 7:03 AM
Dinosaur Valley Girls (1995)
We have Jurassic Park at home .. but with tiddies. Lots and lots of tiddies. Sorry no Jeff Goldblum. 20 #dontwatchwithyourparents
We have Jurassic Park at home .. but with tiddies. Lots and lots of tiddies. Sorry no Jeff Goldblum. 20 #dontwatchwithyourparents
Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976)
This movie has it all: gratuitous nudity, multiple out of place dance scenes, a shower orgy thats cut with a cafeteria food fight and Hasselhoff as a character called Boner. Still, it's a hard watch. 32 #cinema
This movie has it all: gratuitous nudity, multiple out of place dance scenes, a shower orgy thats cut with a cafeteria food fight and Hasselhoff as a character called Boner. Still, it's a hard watch. 32 #cinema
December 17, 2024 at 7:47 AM
Revenge of the Cheerleaders (1976)
This movie has it all: gratuitous nudity, multiple out of place dance scenes, a shower orgy thats cut with a cafeteria food fight and Hasselhoff as a character called Boner. Still, it's a hard watch. 32 #cinema
This movie has it all: gratuitous nudity, multiple out of place dance scenes, a shower orgy thats cut with a cafeteria food fight and Hasselhoff as a character called Boner. Still, it's a hard watch. 32 #cinema
Heretic (2024)
Only knew the bare minimum about the plot and I am thankful for that. This movie scratched an itch that I didn't know I had as well as providing some unique perspective on things. 73 #moviereview #horrorsky
Only knew the bare minimum about the plot and I am thankful for that. This movie scratched an itch that I didn't know I had as well as providing some unique perspective on things. 73 #moviereview #horrorsky
December 16, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Heretic (2024)
Only knew the bare minimum about the plot and I am thankful for that. This movie scratched an itch that I didn't know I had as well as providing some unique perspective on things. 73 #moviereview #horrorsky
Only knew the bare minimum about the plot and I am thankful for that. This movie scratched an itch that I didn't know I had as well as providing some unique perspective on things. 73 #moviereview #horrorsky
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Putting aside the fact that the Wet Bandits would've been killed multiple times, this movie is an absolute classic and will forever remain in my Christmas Top 10. 87 #moviereview
Putting aside the fact that the Wet Bandits would've been killed multiple times, this movie is an absolute classic and will forever remain in my Christmas Top 10. 87 #moviereview
December 14, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Putting aside the fact that the Wet Bandits would've been killed multiple times, this movie is an absolute classic and will forever remain in my Christmas Top 10. 87 #moviereview
Putting aside the fact that the Wet Bandits would've been killed multiple times, this movie is an absolute classic and will forever remain in my Christmas Top 10. 87 #moviereview
Smile 2 (2024)
Naomi Scott can fucking act! Hot damn. Points for the skidmark underwear shot. This review was paid for by Voss Water. 77 #horrorsky
Naomi Scott can fucking act! Hot damn. Points for the skidmark underwear shot. This review was paid for by Voss Water. 77 #horrorsky
December 6, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Smile 2 (2024)
Naomi Scott can fucking act! Hot damn. Points for the skidmark underwear shot. This review was paid for by Voss Water. 77 #horrorsky
Naomi Scott can fucking act! Hot damn. Points for the skidmark underwear shot. This review was paid for by Voss Water. 77 #horrorsky
The Club (1994)
Like a bad Canadian acid trip that refuses to apologise for everything being tinted red. 25 #moviereview #horror
Like a bad Canadian acid trip that refuses to apologise for everything being tinted red. 25 #moviereview #horror
December 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
The Club (1994)
Like a bad Canadian acid trip that refuses to apologise for everything being tinted red. 25 #moviereview #horror
Like a bad Canadian acid trip that refuses to apologise for everything being tinted red. 25 #moviereview #horror
Junior (1985)
Hicksploitation in the 80s. Shifts tone on a dime. From two buddies renovating a boathouse in a montage to rednecks constantly trying to SA people. More misses than hits. 39 #moviereview #horror
Hicksploitation in the 80s. Shifts tone on a dime. From two buddies renovating a boathouse in a montage to rednecks constantly trying to SA people. More misses than hits. 39 #moviereview #horror
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Junior (1985)
Hicksploitation in the 80s. Shifts tone on a dime. From two buddies renovating a boathouse in a montage to rednecks constantly trying to SA people. More misses than hits. 39 #moviereview #horror
Hicksploitation in the 80s. Shifts tone on a dime. From two buddies renovating a boathouse in a montage to rednecks constantly trying to SA people. More misses than hits. 39 #moviereview #horror
Cool, guess I won't be reading that issue of White Dwarf #warhammer #cat
December 3, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Cool, guess I won't be reading that issue of White Dwarf #warhammer #cat