Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
@bruchmann.bsky.social
I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
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You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You should have to pay fines if you are a shitty person
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The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
Just got kicked out of the Hobby Lobby for *quote* harassing the staff *unquote* about the existence of a Hobby Vestibule, Breezeway, or Foyer.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just got kicked out of the Hobby Lobby for *quote* harassing the staff *unquote* about the existence of a Hobby Vestibule, Breezeway, or Foyer.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
But you and I both know that the truth is out there.
Reminder to content creators:
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reminder to content creators:
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Upload your memory cards and charge your batteries before you go to bed so you don’t have to waste daylight doing so.
It’s me. I’m the content creator.
Stop. Tapping. The. Microphone.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Stop. Tapping. The. Microphone.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
That is a finely tuned electrical instrument. Speak into it, FFS.
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Shoutout to sluts, trollops, and women of ill repute
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Shoutout to sluts, trollops, and women of ill repute
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the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
the word "mon·o·syl·lab·ic" has betrayed us
Remember Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Remember Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Me: *crying, shaking, throwing up*
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Me: *crying, shaking, throwing up*
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
Santa: “Look, it’s not that big of a deal. You can always make the ‘Nice’ list next year.”
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you would think no longer applies
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you would think no longer applies
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
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oops it's her again
December 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oops it's her again
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Lastly, we get to ‘Donner’ and ‘Blitzen.’
‘Donner’ was originally ‘Donder,’ which is Standard Dutch meaning “thunder.”
‘Blitzen’ comes from the Standard Dutch ‘bliksem,’ which means “lightning.”
We've always thought these two were the bad boys of the sleigh.
‘Donner’ was originally ‘Donder,’ which is Standard Dutch meaning “thunder.”
‘Blitzen’ comes from the Standard Dutch ‘bliksem,’ which means “lightning.”
We've always thought these two were the bad boys of the sleigh.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Lastly, we get to ‘Donner’ and ‘Blitzen.’
‘Donner’ was originally ‘Donder,’ which is Standard Dutch meaning “thunder.”
‘Blitzen’ comes from the Standard Dutch ‘bliksem,’ which means “lightning.”
We've always thought these two were the bad boys of the sleigh.
‘Donner’ was originally ‘Donder,’ which is Standard Dutch meaning “thunder.”
‘Blitzen’ comes from the Standard Dutch ‘bliksem,’ which means “lightning.”
We've always thought these two were the bad boys of the sleigh.
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Ok, we’re kind of drifting back into ‘Vixen-territory’ with ‘Cupid.’
Cupid | noun | the Roman god of erotic love
Ho-ho-hold on a minute...
Cupid | noun | the Roman god of erotic love
Ho-ho-hold on a minute...
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ok, we’re kind of drifting back into ‘Vixen-territory’ with ‘Cupid.’
Cupid | noun | the Roman god of erotic love
Ho-ho-hold on a minute...
Cupid | noun | the Roman god of erotic love
Ho-ho-hold on a minute...
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Your honor, I plead oopsie daisy
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Your honor, I plead oopsie daisy
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beware the beginning of “I miss you” season
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
beware the beginning of “I miss you” season
Dad is here to help. Not stuck bolt is safe.
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 45: “Take A Seat”
youtu.be/XH3jovYz8zQ
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 45: “Take A Seat”
youtu.be/XH3jovYz8zQ
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 45: “Take A Seat”
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December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Dad is here to help. Not stuck bolt is safe.
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 45: “Take A Seat”
youtu.be/XH3jovYz8zQ
HOLD FAST Garage Episode 45: “Take A Seat”
youtu.be/XH3jovYz8zQ
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Things I don’t need
Spotify Wrapped
72 hr deodorant
8 weeks of Xmas
Spotify Wrapped
72 hr deodorant
8 weeks of Xmas
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Things I don’t need
Spotify Wrapped
72 hr deodorant
8 weeks of Xmas
Spotify Wrapped
72 hr deodorant
8 weeks of Xmas
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America is so stupid omg
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
America is so stupid omg
Oh my god, you’re so pretty!
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Oh my god, you’re so pretty!