swamp rabbit, ph.d.
@brummelibrum.bsky.social
calmer than you are. taller too, probably. preschool teacher turned child psychologist turned foster mom of 3. she/her/dr.
at least my “””autistic””” son (5) loves his train set so i can enjoy it with him, a hobby i was denied in childhood for unknown (but possibly noise-related) reasons
March 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
at least my “””autistic””” son (5) loves his train set so i can enjoy it with him, a hobby i was denied in childhood for unknown (but possibly noise-related) reasons
she (now 7) has since accomplished this feat a third (3rd) time
the fact that my daughter (6) could rip the doors off their hinges should have been my first clue that this apartment wasn’t ideal but alas
March 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
she (now 7) has since accomplished this feat a third (3rd) time
god i wish i had a piano
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 AM
god i wish i had a piano
feeling really constrained by my personal inexperience with sibling conflict right now #fostercare
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 AM
feeling really constrained by my personal inexperience with sibling conflict right now #fostercare
i gotta tell you, living with a psychotic person is really exhausting, even when that person is only 6
November 17, 2024 at 8:32 PM
i gotta tell you, living with a psychotic person is really exhausting, even when that person is only 6
the fact that my daughter (6) could rip the doors off their hinges should have been my first clue that this apartment wasn’t ideal but alas
November 16, 2024 at 11:24 PM
the fact that my daughter (6) could rip the doors off their hinges should have been my first clue that this apartment wasn’t ideal but alas
can’t wait til people in the new administration start falling out of windows
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
can’t wait til people in the new administration start falling out of windows
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I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
November 10, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I actually don’t feel as fine as R.E.M. led me to believe I would
successfully finding many people from the bad place, nearly none of whom will follow me back, but i can at least still read everybody’s little ideas during night feedings so all is not lost? all is not lost
November 8, 2024 at 1:08 AM
successfully finding many people from the bad place, nearly none of whom will follow me back, but i can at least still read everybody’s little ideas during night feedings so all is not lost? all is not lost
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I love the idea of joyful disobedience to authoritarians
Beating up daddy only reinforces the patriarchal values he embodies
Laughing at him while refusing to accept his authority over us? That breaks him and the power of the ideas that empower him
Beating up daddy only reinforces the patriarchal values he embodies
Laughing at him while refusing to accept his authority over us? That breaks him and the power of the ideas that empower him
October 26, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I love the idea of joyful disobedience to authoritarians
Beating up daddy only reinforces the patriarchal values he embodies
Laughing at him while refusing to accept his authority over us? That breaks him and the power of the ideas that empower him
Beating up daddy only reinforces the patriarchal values he embodies
Laughing at him while refusing to accept his authority over us? That breaks him and the power of the ideas that empower him
i give away these objects, hopefully to people to whom they will be less terrible
sometimes you can just tell when an inanimate object is being a fucker towards you
October 19, 2024 at 8:49 PM
i give away these objects, hopefully to people to whom they will be less terrible
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I'm starting a crew who's in
July 27, 2023 at 10:34 PM
I'm starting a crew who's in
the real me is alone in bed
the real you is who you are when someone is snoring beside you
July 31, 2023 at 3:30 PM
the real me is alone in bed
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My baby has learned to wave. She has learned to say “bye-bye.” She has climbed over the baby gate. She has fashioned a crude bindle out of a tree branch and burlap. She has memorized the rail paths to Milwaukee. She has hitchhiked with beat poets, searched for a jazz symphony beneath starlit skies
July 23, 2023 at 4:58 PM
My baby has learned to wave. She has learned to say “bye-bye.” She has climbed over the baby gate. She has fashioned a crude bindle out of a tree branch and burlap. She has memorized the rail paths to Milwaukee. She has hitchhiked with beat poets, searched for a jazz symphony beneath starlit skies
we gotta bring back scrumpilate
"discombobulate" is the sole survivor of the 1830s American fad for fake compound words in the style of mock Latin. Others that petered out with time were "scrumplicate" for eat, "spifflicate" for confuse, and the incandescent "absquatulate" for quit or abandon.
July 26, 2023 at 12:01 AM
we gotta bring back scrumpilate
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i am not. not even a little bit
I'm normal in person
July 24, 2023 at 12:36 AM
i am not. not even a little bit
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FRIEND: What would you do with a billion dollars?
ME: [without looking up from my phone] Build a tiny city for raccoons to live in- where they were not governed by the laws of man
FRIEND: ...
ME: Oh, and fix the climate crisis
ME: [without looking up from my phone] Build a tiny city for raccoons to live in- where they were not governed by the laws of man
FRIEND: ...
ME: Oh, and fix the climate crisis
July 23, 2023 at 10:31 PM
FRIEND: What would you do with a billion dollars?
ME: [without looking up from my phone] Build a tiny city for raccoons to live in- where they were not governed by the laws of man
FRIEND: ...
ME: Oh, and fix the climate crisis
ME: [without looking up from my phone] Build a tiny city for raccoons to live in- where they were not governed by the laws of man
FRIEND: ...
ME: Oh, and fix the climate crisis
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
July 23, 2023 at 8:42 PM
meet the new boss, same as the old boss