Bryann Thomas
@bryannthomas.bsky.social
Becoming ever more left wing as the years progress.
Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back.
Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back.
Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
But if you drink all the water how will they make any steam to move the train?
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
But if you drink all the water how will they make any steam to move the train?
Then there's the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Then there's the towels. White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair...
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
...you'll find the red for pubic hair.
Met her once when Rula Lenska scrounged a ciggy off me during a theatre interval. The pair of them cackling together was awesome.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Met her once when Rula Lenska scrounged a ciggy off me during a theatre interval. The pair of them cackling together was awesome.
I often quote Pauls 3rd letter to the local council in which he complained about the bin men leaving a mess in the street.
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I often quote Pauls 3rd letter to the local council in which he complained about the bin men leaving a mess in the street.
I’m worried that ‘they’ now have a decoded copy of Hitlers DNA. Did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park?
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m worried that ‘they’ now have a decoded copy of Hitlers DNA. Did we learn nothing from Jurassic Park?
The bears will be shitting themselves over this. Probably in the woods.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The bears will be shitting themselves over this. Probably in the woods.
We will ream ember are fallen boys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We will ream ember are fallen boys.
I call the big one ‘Bitey’.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I call the big one ‘Bitey’.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
They were going to offer him the gentleman’s exit. Lock him in a room with a bottle of good scotch and a revolver. But he won’t touch anything over 18 years old, and as a felon he’s not allowed a gun.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They were going to offer him the gentleman’s exit. Lock him in a room with a bottle of good scotch and a revolver. But he won’t touch anything over 18 years old, and as a felon he’s not allowed a gun.
John Major took his share when god was handing them out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
John Major took his share when god was handing them out.
Are there many Kurds there this year? Or have they all lost their whey?
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Are there many Kurds there this year? Or have they all lost their whey?
There’s the old saying ‘I can feel it in my water’. Is this the origin?
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
There’s the old saying ‘I can feel it in my water’. Is this the origin?
Their marketing team are really scraping and polishing the barrel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Their marketing team are really scraping and polishing the barrel.
We had ‘Blue Thunder’ and ‘Airwolf’ at the same time.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We had ‘Blue Thunder’ and ‘Airwolf’ at the same time.
Because he (allegedly) spoke his native language in the USA long before the Spanish came. Either way, English is a late comer.
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Because he (allegedly) spoke his native language in the USA long before the Spanish came. Either way, English is a late comer.
She was a bridesmaid at a friends wedding. The same day that I heard Annie Lennox singing in the church for the wedding before. A very odd day!
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
She was a bridesmaid at a friends wedding. The same day that I heard Annie Lennox singing in the church for the wedding before. A very odd day!
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November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Under the one in, one out agreement we now have to grant asylum to a French hen.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Under the one in, one out agreement we now have to grant asylum to a French hen.
The last of them would only have been 9 years old at that time. Nothing remarkable about owning a 9 year old car back then.
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The last of them would only have been 9 years old at that time. Nothing remarkable about owning a 9 year old car back then.
I once spent 24 hours making a sauce from flour and butter.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I once spent 24 hours making a sauce from flour and butter.
Are you saying you just can’t get enough?
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Are you saying you just can’t get enough?
Be careful. He’s probably planning a coo.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Be careful. He’s probably planning a coo.