THE Bryan Wenzel
@bryanwenzel.bsky.social
Packers Owner. Player of Games & Drinker of Beers. IT Dipshit of the Highest Order. Boring as fuck CIS. Homely bastard. Amateur foodie. He/him. Well-blended Hot Mess
"...still reasonably not-old and moderately healthy-ish"
#BLM #ACAB #SlavaUkraini
"...still reasonably not-old and moderately healthy-ish"
#BLM #ACAB #SlavaUkraini
The classic works well here:
April 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The classic works well here:
I remember when it was called 'the inside-out program'
March 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I remember when it was called 'the inside-out program'
Also relevant to the discussion
March 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Also relevant to the discussion
Hey, there's more ancient (relatively) tech still out there in the field than a lot of folks realize
I literally had eyes & hands on a powered up, connected, functioning 56K USRobotics *audio modem* today, linking up RF transponders on a T1 line installed in 2008
I shit you not, in production!
I literally had eyes & hands on a powered up, connected, functioning 56K USRobotics *audio modem* today, linking up RF transponders on a T1 line installed in 2008
I shit you not, in production!
March 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Hey, there's more ancient (relatively) tech still out there in the field than a lot of folks realize
I literally had eyes & hands on a powered up, connected, functioning 56K USRobotics *audio modem* today, linking up RF transponders on a T1 line installed in 2008
I shit you not, in production!
I literally had eyes & hands on a powered up, connected, functioning 56K USRobotics *audio modem* today, linking up RF transponders on a T1 line installed in 2008
I shit you not, in production!
One of the saddest things I've seen a man do to his own legacy
March 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One of the saddest things I've seen a man do to his own legacy
like putting 'wash me' on a dirty car window. So I'm kneeling in dust bunnies and inhaling dust mites from 2 years ago back in this corner to be working on this thing. Like so: the entire rack looks like this with all the dust and crap settled on it
March 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
like putting 'wash me' on a dirty car window. So I'm kneeling in dust bunnies and inhaling dust mites from 2 years ago back in this corner to be working on this thing. Like so: the entire rack looks like this with all the dust and crap settled on it
So I'm home from work and catching up on the days' sportsballing news & my favorite foobaw offseason shenanigans
And
Y'all
This shit right here? This is why Jordan Love, Tua, Dak Prescott etc make north of $50M a year
Imagine not having a QB & these are your free agent options:
#NFL
And
Y'all
This shit right here? This is why Jordan Love, Tua, Dak Prescott etc make north of $50M a year
Imagine not having a QB & these are your free agent options:
#NFL
March 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
So I'm home from work and catching up on the days' sportsballing news & my favorite foobaw offseason shenanigans
And
Y'all
This shit right here? This is why Jordan Love, Tua, Dak Prescott etc make north of $50M a year
Imagine not having a QB & these are your free agent options:
#NFL
And
Y'all
This shit right here? This is why Jordan Love, Tua, Dak Prescott etc make north of $50M a year
Imagine not having a QB & these are your free agent options:
#NFL
to work with in real time....we were still playing it for the first passthrough and only a handful of guides existed
In that first run, I never knew of the hidden dragon in Blackreach (the vast, long lost underground Dwemer capitol city)
This time though?
In that first run, I never knew of the hidden dragon in Blackreach (the vast, long lost underground Dwemer capitol city)
This time though?
March 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
to work with in real time....we were still playing it for the first passthrough and only a handful of guides existed
In that first run, I never knew of the hidden dragon in Blackreach (the vast, long lost underground Dwemer capitol city)
This time though?
In that first run, I never knew of the hidden dragon in Blackreach (the vast, long lost underground Dwemer capitol city)
This time though?
You fuckers are my kind of weird. I like y'all
Here ya go
Here ya go
March 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
You fuckers are my kind of weird. I like y'all
Here ya go
Here ya go
Lying trashbag fuckin' liars, with an incredibly deep history of fucking lying about lying and EVERYthing else, have somehow managed to *checks notes* lie about something new and all the fucking useless goddamned democrats are somehow all
February 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Lying trashbag fuckin' liars, with an incredibly deep history of fucking lying about lying and EVERYthing else, have somehow managed to *checks notes* lie about something new and all the fucking useless goddamned democrats are somehow all
My boys the other day while I was working
Dasher (the lil grey one) is a feral rescue from the Northwest Expressway (literally, that's how he got his name, his mom was hit by a car and he wouldn't leave so he was dashing around in live 50mph traffic)
Kit is the THICC orange boi (he's ~23 lbs)
Dasher (the lil grey one) is a feral rescue from the Northwest Expressway (literally, that's how he got his name, his mom was hit by a car and he wouldn't leave so he was dashing around in live 50mph traffic)
Kit is the THICC orange boi (he's ~23 lbs)
February 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My boys the other day while I was working
Dasher (the lil grey one) is a feral rescue from the Northwest Expressway (literally, that's how he got his name, his mom was hit by a car and he wouldn't leave so he was dashing around in live 50mph traffic)
Kit is the THICC orange boi (he's ~23 lbs)
Dasher (the lil grey one) is a feral rescue from the Northwest Expressway (literally, that's how he got his name, his mom was hit by a car and he wouldn't leave so he was dashing around in live 50mph traffic)
Kit is the THICC orange boi (he's ~23 lbs)
My goodness, the old farts like me have a way tinier list
1986
But some of our games were all-time bangers: Zelda. Mario 2. Kung-fu. Castlevania. Metroid. But my real treasure from that year was also one of my first real RPG loves: (depending on where you live, the name might have changed)
1986
But some of our games were all-time bangers: Zelda. Mario 2. Kung-fu. Castlevania. Metroid. But my real treasure from that year was also one of my first real RPG loves: (depending on where you live, the name might have changed)
February 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My goodness, the old farts like me have a way tinier list
1986
But some of our games were all-time bangers: Zelda. Mario 2. Kung-fu. Castlevania. Metroid. But my real treasure from that year was also one of my first real RPG loves: (depending on where you live, the name might have changed)
1986
But some of our games were all-time bangers: Zelda. Mario 2. Kung-fu. Castlevania. Metroid. But my real treasure from that year was also one of my first real RPG loves: (depending on where you live, the name might have changed)
Thankfully, I have two advantages over most ... damn near super powers ....
1. I was born & raised in Wisconsin and learned to drive in those winters (didn't move south until my mid 20s), so these are pretty easy in comparison
2.
1. I was born & raised in Wisconsin and learned to drive in those winters (didn't move south until my mid 20s), so these are pretty easy in comparison
2.
February 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Thankfully, I have two advantages over most ... damn near super powers ....
1. I was born & raised in Wisconsin and learned to drive in those winters (didn't move south until my mid 20s), so these are pretty easy in comparison
2.
1. I was born & raised in Wisconsin and learned to drive in those winters (didn't move south until my mid 20s), so these are pretty easy in comparison
2.
Oklahoma City. So much sleet and ice that it froze over the parking lot. The trapped air still under the ice sheets moves when you walk on it
OKC is largely shut down today
OKC is largely shut down today
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oklahoma City. So much sleet and ice that it froze over the parking lot. The trapped air still under the ice sheets moves when you walk on it
OKC is largely shut down today
OKC is largely shut down today
I made this as a reminder
The same people support all these flags
Vote accordingly
The same people support all these flags
Vote accordingly
February 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I made this as a reminder
The same people support all these flags
Vote accordingly
The same people support all these flags
Vote accordingly
I remember that!
Unlike Alberto Gonzalez, of course
During his " " testimony " " (air quotes doing HELLA lifting here)
Unlike Alberto Gonzalez, of course
During his " " testimony " " (air quotes doing HELLA lifting here)
February 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I remember that!
Unlike Alberto Gonzalez, of course
During his " " testimony " " (air quotes doing HELLA lifting here)
Unlike Alberto Gonzalez, of course
During his " " testimony " " (air quotes doing HELLA lifting here)
It sure is purty
I understand some folks don't care for the art style, but I'm good with it. It's a bit over the top in places but overall, I'm down
#Civ7
I understand some folks don't care for the art style, but I'm good with it. It's a bit over the top in places but overall, I'm down
#Civ7
February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It sure is purty
I understand some folks don't care for the art style, but I'm good with it. It's a bit over the top in places but overall, I'm down
#Civ7
I understand some folks don't care for the art style, but I'm good with it. It's a bit over the top in places but overall, I'm down
#Civ7
To be clear, you can't skip this. EVERY Civ on the map gets hit with this, so it isn't just the player character
You *have* to take two 'bad' crisis policy cards and apply them, and then ... deal with that shit
Its certainly challenging
#Civ7
You *have* to take two 'bad' crisis policy cards and apply them, and then ... deal with that shit
Its certainly challenging
#Civ7
February 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
To be clear, you can't skip this. EVERY Civ on the map gets hit with this, so it isn't just the player character
You *have* to take two 'bad' crisis policy cards and apply them, and then ... deal with that shit
Its certainly challenging
#Civ7
You *have* to take two 'bad' crisis policy cards and apply them, and then ... deal with that shit
Its certainly challenging
#Civ7
Welp, this seems...sub-optimal
February 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Welp, this seems...sub-optimal
Listen, I like you Ashoka, but an alliance right now would drag me into a war with Egypt and I don't really wanna do that right now
Ya don't have to take it so PERSONAL, it's not like I took a shit on your salad bar, I just don't want to have to fight Hatshepsut ATM
#Civ7
Ya don't have to take it so PERSONAL, it's not like I took a shit on your salad bar, I just don't want to have to fight Hatshepsut ATM
#Civ7
February 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Listen, I like you Ashoka, but an alliance right now would drag me into a war with Egypt and I don't really wanna do that right now
Ya don't have to take it so PERSONAL, it's not like I took a shit on your salad bar, I just don't want to have to fight Hatshepsut ATM
#Civ7
Ya don't have to take it so PERSONAL, it's not like I took a shit on your salad bar, I just don't want to have to fight Hatshepsut ATM
#Civ7
I will say, as well
There are many who don't care much for the art style direction they went with in 6 after 5
I kinda dig it
Plus, they put some thought into the intros & bios in a way I really enjoy
Just look at the starting page for this Queen Mantis
There are many who don't care much for the art style direction they went with in 6 after 5
I kinda dig it
Plus, they put some thought into the intros & bios in a way I really enjoy
Just look at the starting page for this Queen Mantis
February 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I will say, as well
There are many who don't care much for the art style direction they went with in 6 after 5
I kinda dig it
Plus, they put some thought into the intros & bios in a way I really enjoy
Just look at the starting page for this Queen Mantis
There are many who don't care much for the art style direction they went with in 6 after 5
I kinda dig it
Plus, they put some thought into the intros & bios in a way I really enjoy
Just look at the starting page for this Queen Mantis