AJ Butterwick
@btrwkart.bsky.social
As Buddy Guy says - Whiskey, Beer, and Wine. Plus a lot of TV and Movies. Some woodworking. Stay-at-home dad to two kids.
For a room he will never use. And this isn't just because he's technically done in less than 3 years.
He's never going to dance in that ballroom.
He's never going to dance in that ballroom.
December 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
For a room he will never use. And this isn't just because he's technically done in less than 3 years.
He's never going to dance in that ballroom.
He's never going to dance in that ballroom.
I mean, we shouldn't be starting Facebook over again, but blonde hair and blue eyes isn't the only way to be hot.
December 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I mean, we shouldn't be starting Facebook over again, but blonde hair and blue eyes isn't the only way to be hot.
I have two.
I became a stay at home dad, and there was a lot of, "I wish I could stay home all day" and, dude, my two kids almost killed me.
I was a software engineer, and everyone wanted me to fix their Windows machines and that is a hardware issue.
I became a stay at home dad, and there was a lot of, "I wish I could stay home all day" and, dude, my two kids almost killed me.
I was a software engineer, and everyone wanted me to fix their Windows machines and that is a hardware issue.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have two.
I became a stay at home dad, and there was a lot of, "I wish I could stay home all day" and, dude, my two kids almost killed me.
I was a software engineer, and everyone wanted me to fix their Windows machines and that is a hardware issue.
I became a stay at home dad, and there was a lot of, "I wish I could stay home all day" and, dude, my two kids almost killed me.
I was a software engineer, and everyone wanted me to fix their Windows machines and that is a hardware issue.
And she really thinks she is a good person?
How do you not realize you are cheering on the murder by torture of other people?
How do you not realize you are cheering on the murder by torture of other people?
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
And she really thinks she is a good person?
How do you not realize you are cheering on the murder by torture of other people?
How do you not realize you are cheering on the murder by torture of other people?
I feel like all of those 70% totally ignored the part of Trump that throws EVERYONE ELSE under the bus.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I feel like all of those 70% totally ignored the part of Trump that throws EVERYONE ELSE under the bus.
I am at the end of my yearly eye exam time, so there are some fine print issues going on for me.
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I am at the end of my yearly eye exam time, so there are some fine print issues going on for me.
I am thinking that's me, too. But also, I didn't even realize WAXIIIN is what it said. I was seeing WAKin.
December 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I am thinking that's me, too. But also, I didn't even realize WAXIIIN is what it said. I was seeing WAKin.
As a musician, I once found a couple pages of musician jokes that included:
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4."
At the time, I played trombone. Now I play guitar.
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4."
At the time, I played trombone. Now I play guitar.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
As a musician, I once found a couple pages of musician jokes that included:
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4."
At the time, I played trombone. Now I play guitar.
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of 4."
At the time, I played trombone. Now I play guitar.
Having just binged Man on the Inside, wife and I are thinking it might be time for a re-watch of this one.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Having just binged Man on the Inside, wife and I are thinking it might be time for a re-watch of this one.
He has no idea what it means to be happy.
His whole life is about being miserable.
His whole life is about being miserable.
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He has no idea what it means to be happy.
His whole life is about being miserable.
His whole life is about being miserable.
I can't beat Melissa McCarthy's version from Spy which doesn't have the stinger, but is still really good.
"This is Cagney and this is Lacey. Cagney's coming down your throat and Lacey's coming up your ass and they're gonna pump your heart like an accordion."
"This is Cagney and this is Lacey. Cagney's coming down your throat and Lacey's coming up your ass and they're gonna pump your heart like an accordion."
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I can't beat Melissa McCarthy's version from Spy which doesn't have the stinger, but is still really good.
"This is Cagney and this is Lacey. Cagney's coming down your throat and Lacey's coming up your ass and they're gonna pump your heart like an accordion."
"This is Cagney and this is Lacey. Cagney's coming down your throat and Lacey's coming up your ass and they're gonna pump your heart like an accordion."
No.
It begs the question of whether everyone has lost their damn mind.
That said, logically, once it is established that everyone has lost their damn mind, we do need to know why.
All I ask is we stop skipping logical steps.
It begs the question of whether everyone has lost their damn mind.
That said, logically, once it is established that everyone has lost their damn mind, we do need to know why.
All I ask is we stop skipping logical steps.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
No.
It begs the question of whether everyone has lost their damn mind.
That said, logically, once it is established that everyone has lost their damn mind, we do need to know why.
All I ask is we stop skipping logical steps.
It begs the question of whether everyone has lost their damn mind.
That said, logically, once it is established that everyone has lost their damn mind, we do need to know why.
All I ask is we stop skipping logical steps.
I should have known that, but I chose Man on the Inside for today rather than Stranger Things. Will get there tomorrow or the next day.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I should have known that, but I chose Man on the Inside for today rather than Stranger Things. Will get there tomorrow or the next day.
Wait, what is ST? I don't understand how I missed a show about D&D.
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Wait, what is ST? I don't understand how I missed a show about D&D.
I have the #ScreamingFirehawks t-shirt, but yeah. Me and my wife are huge Drummer fans.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I have the #ScreamingFirehawks t-shirt, but yeah. Me and my wife are huge Drummer fans.
I mean, as much as I am not a fan of the last season where they stuck Sam with famous people, I am totally fine with him leaping into fictional characters.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I mean, as much as I am not a fan of the last season where they stuck Sam with famous people, I am totally fine with him leaping into fictional characters.
Shit, what?
That was a thing that could have happened?
That was a thing that could have happened?
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Shit, what?
That was a thing that could have happened?
That was a thing that could have happened?
OK Thanks. I didn't see any other clues that you were joking at that point.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
OK Thanks. I didn't see any other clues that you were joking at that point.
I am also a fan of Strange New Worlds, but that isn't Drummer.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I am also a fan of Strange New Worlds, but that isn't Drummer.