cat tax cause I forgor

now i have a headache and want to hide somewhere dark and quiet

I dont have a larger bowl that will fit in my fridge
hm

?!?!?! apparently I unfollowed you but I was NOT aware of it, ive barely even been on this app in months, please forgive 😭

VALID!! the only "licorice" i will tolerate is red vines and twizzlers, which aren't even really licorice

I ate about half of it because I had just finished a 12 hour shift and had to sit there for an hour long meeting I didn't give a fuck about but I did not enjoy it. and then the other half I smashed into a paste and smeared around for the rest of the meeting

YOU GET ME! like I get it, it's more natural than going to the store and buying ground meat wrapped in styrofoam and plastic but do i really have to see it 😭 I can't look at animals on the road at all ever

a coworker asked me if i wanted to see a bunny on his trail cam and I said "is it alive? 🤨" and he said yes so I was like "okay sure then" and it was a very cute bunny. he thought it was funny but I am NAWT joking

SILVERRRR!!!!! but i support offering both in the shop if it's feasible! I simply won't wear gold but lots of people don't like silver so covering your bases is a good business strat

missouri is the same rn, all my coworkers are taking vacation time and when I ask where they're vacationing they say "the woods, i'm going hunting" HELLO?

keeping the friends you already have is also impossible, like what do you mean all my friends have kids and full time jobs and none of us even have the energy to text back let alone hang out?

It feels like the diet culture final boss, this shit sucks