ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir

i’m not just pro fluoride but i think it would be nice to see a little lithium in the water too. just a wee bit.

beat assassin's creed rogue. game sucks. NEXT!!!!

cool and good concept art for cool robot women

i am okay with the modern day part of assassin's creed black flag, like it's fine, it helps set up the whole sage juno plotline (which gets completely dropped from the games and finished off old yeller style in a bad comic) but the similar part in rogue is SO ANNOYING

assassin's creed rogue might be completely unplayable for me, not because of the annoying protagonist and stupid writing, but because it has gone HARD into directional audio in a way that makes me want to rip my fucking skin off and run screaming into the woods.

Every time I walk behind a horse in a video game I'm reminded of the time I took three horse riding lessons as an 8-year-old and it was ingrained in my head that you never walk behind a horse because it WILL want to kick you in the head.

assassin's creed rogue is really funny because they really made a game with the least likeable protagonist on earth and to even begin to try to make him seem like the good guy they had to make everyone else even more of an asshole

the only thing i am thankful for today is theres a new roel konijnendijk video about the peloponnesian war. Especially because it's in relation to assassins creed, the series i've been playing non stop for the past month.

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ending of assassin's creed black flag made me fuckin cry. what a sweet moment proceeding infinity tragedy.

saw the leaked videos of the marathon playtest and it is a titanic, heroic achievement of mismanagement that bungie is imploding. they should win awards.

why the fuck does stellaris have "seasons" what the fuck are we fucking doing here