Probably tastes great and then you spend the next two days alternating head and ass in the toilet bowl until your esophagus and anus are both piles of chipped beef.

I'm gonna be honest that looks like some slop i would get from like. Jack in the Box. I don't know if you have Jack in the Box or if it's a unique brand of american filth, but to be clear that's Derogatory.

15 feet away from the puddle and his head just does that

maybe if they had given him a thick gambeson and a chain hauberk he would have been protected from consumption

it's mathematically inconsistent is what it fucking is

this is why mincemeat is called mincemeat even though it contains many more things than actual meat (and often doesn't even have meat in it) because it's "meat" aka various types of food, all minced up.

Meet used to be a word that just meant food, so when you wanted to specify you were eating the meat of an animal you would call it flesh meat.

testament to the character that he accounts for so little of the game i experienced and yet the entire thing was so tainted by those moments that it will forever color my understanding of not only that game but of the assassins creed series as a whole forever.

Juhani Otso Berg is one of the worst characters I've ever seen in a video game, and I don't mean like he's a bad guy. i mean his writing is dogshit. What an absolutely miserable character to have to listen to for like a total of maybe 5 excruciating minutes of monodimensional undercooked dogma.

as far as gameplay is concerned even I have to admit that it's just flatly an improvement on black flag. But everywhere else? Writing? Characters? Voice acting? Busywork? like 40 steps backwards.

You don't need gravy for any meal, you need gravy to deglaze the pan so that you don't have to scrub it when you're cleaning.

You fell victim to the classic bear survival technique, being farther away from the bear than the other guy.

I guess they probably couldn't store horse semen in the 1800s. So instead the mission is sneaking my horse into the stud farm to get fucked by the prized horse while i kill dozens of men trying to stop my horse from getting her horse back blown out.