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Logan
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working class left wing
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Ask not for whom the tv glows
It glows for thee
The exonerative case usually only used for police
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Coldplay is literally just Radiohead for dudes that don't sit on their balls and their balls don't go into their butt and they don't have to go to the hospital and fart out their balls
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
As evil as the epstein stuff is, it's a mundane evil. Not surreal enough for mcafee
is john mcafee in the files or did he rly only molest like, whales?
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Butt doctor, I am Goatseacci!

(Sorry to reply and quote with the same joke but it's gold, Jerry, gold!)
No doctor, I have not tried "holding it open with my hands". Just prescribe the damn laxatives
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's called a "cell" phone because it's a prison
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I was thinking about posting how I ate too much and feel bad

Then I saw that I hadn't actually finished eating

So now I ate more and feel worse
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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What the Epstein files show is the *solidarity* of many men-across class, race, religion, profession & party affiliation-in the global political project of keeping the boot on women's necks.

People have no problem understanding class solidarity among the rich. Why can't they see gender solidarity?
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Blanchardism is funny because it's obviously just "if you're happy, that's agp coded, if you cater to male happiness, that's hsts"
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Elizabeth Holmes is the Wario of voice training
November 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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knowing what agp is means you're probably agp
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think she forgave me
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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my head's in her box like it's se7en
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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obama, of course, was much better known for his less-wholesome aerial surprises
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I accidentally turned her ear inside out petting her and it got stuck and I had to fix it and apologize

Picture is of normal ears because I'm going to put my phone down and help, not exploit her trauma for clicks
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah Ruby Soho
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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its not arthritis. Its early onset rigor mortis.
November 11, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hold on, I closed a jar too tight and the femboy can't get it open

Here just let me...it's fine...NO YOU'RE NOT A MAN GIVE IT...there

You're welcome, I'm sorry
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Good God
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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for anyone doing no nut november, i just want to say:

you should definitely give up
why are you even doing it?
it'll feel reaaaaaally good to fail
so
you should just give up
you know you're never gonna make it
so just quit now
you've already gone this long, you must be so pent up you poor thing~
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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hahaha all my pictures have been NFTs you guys owe me so much money
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM