Bulk Spookyhead
@bulkslabhead.bsky.social
He/Him, I am bad at most things and I like to do a lil bit of mischief Online.
FFXIV: Bulk Slabhead, Bad Tank Extraordinaire
FFXIV: Bulk Slabhead, Bad Tank Extraordinaire
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I like flowery language a bit more than the average guy but I think all will agree with me that there was a point in time when the writer would have said “aids in digestion” and left it at that & that was better. I don’t need anyone to tell me “it works the farts out”, let’s TRY to keep some dignity
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I like flowery language a bit more than the average guy but I think all will agree with me that there was a point in time when the writer would have said “aids in digestion” and left it at that & that was better. I don’t need anyone to tell me “it works the farts out”, let’s TRY to keep some dignity
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christmas card photo
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
christmas card photo
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I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
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underrated detail of this is that the guy named in the watermark is in the photograph, and it was obviously after hours so the only person who could have taken this was the owner of the pub, aka the boss of 3 out of 5 of us
eternally obsessed with this picture of me and my friends watching a guy heroically attempt to fellate himself on xhamster or wherever the fuck we found it
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
underrated detail of this is that the guy named in the watermark is in the photograph, and it was obviously after hours so the only person who could have taken this was the owner of the pub, aka the boss of 3 out of 5 of us
I read somewhere that if you go onto the Internet and go to yahoo dot com and type in “boobs” and hit enter you can see photos of boobs
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I read somewhere that if you go onto the Internet and go to yahoo dot com and type in “boobs” and hit enter you can see photos of boobs
Lemme tell yall: bed makes me feel good
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Lemme tell yall: bed makes me feel good
I worked in hotels so long I know the ins and outs of the industry so fucking well. A lot of this is because I started at a god damn Motel 6 that charged like $59/night during summer lol.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I worked in hotels so long I know the ins and outs of the industry so fucking well. A lot of this is because I started at a god damn Motel 6 that charged like $59/night during summer lol.
LRP: their secret menu has “eloped in Vegas soup”
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
LRP: their secret menu has “eloped in Vegas soup”
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So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about
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LESS THAN 1K LEFT ON THE GO FUND ME!
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
LESS THAN 1K LEFT ON THE GO FUND ME!
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Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
Why’s the sexuality of the apparel matter????
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why’s the sexuality of the apparel matter????
America really fucked up when we as a society decided to not be like Finland and put saunas all over the fucking place including our homes
November 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
America really fucked up when we as a society decided to not be like Finland and put saunas all over the fucking place including our homes
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Depressingly well-made point.
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Saw a video of a dude asking some guys to write a corny goofy ass horny poem in a card for him and they laugh and ask if he’s trying to get lucky tonight and he goes “I’m trying to get suffocated tonight bro” and man, same
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Saw a video of a dude asking some guys to write a corny goofy ass horny poem in a card for him and they laugh and ask if he’s trying to get lucky tonight and he goes “I’m trying to get suffocated tonight bro” and man, same
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OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK bad stuff happened to me as a kid so now getting me off is as involved and exhausting as setting up the board game Mousetrap
Big fan of casually having a massive nosebleed out of nowhere
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Big fan of casually having a massive nosebleed out of nowhere
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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Sound up to watch these Tater was runnin her motor
IMPORTANT ROBIN LORD TATER TOT HOLIDAY UPDATE:
Tater is thankful for snuggles and skritches.
Tater is thankful for snuggles and skritches.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Sound up to watch these Tater was runnin her motor
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REVENGE OF THE BLACK FRIDAY VIBE CHECK!
OUTKAST!
THE SOUTH *STILL* GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!
So if you like fish and grits
And all that pimp shit
Then lemme hear ya say “oh yeah-yer”…
OUTKAST!
THE SOUTH *STILL* GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!
So if you like fish and grits
And all that pimp shit
Then lemme hear ya say “oh yeah-yer”…
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
REVENGE OF THE BLACK FRIDAY VIBE CHECK!
OUTKAST!
THE SOUTH *STILL* GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!
So if you like fish and grits
And all that pimp shit
Then lemme hear ya say “oh yeah-yer”…
OUTKAST!
THE SOUTH *STILL* GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!
So if you like fish and grits
And all that pimp shit
Then lemme hear ya say “oh yeah-yer”…
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I think about this post at least once a day
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think about this post at least once a day
My whole family invited themselves over to watch football because we have a nicer tv smh my head
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My whole family invited themselves over to watch football because we have a nicer tv smh my head