The Bullpen Ghost
@bullpenghost.bsky.social
Satire/Parody by salty Royals fan. Based in Asia. Offering unsolicited advice on baseball and life. Occasionally dunk on other sports.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
So you hate my man Salvy, eh?
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So you hate my man Salvy, eh?
As a Royals fan I will always consider Bumgarner a cussword
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As a Royals fan I will always consider Bumgarner a cussword
I’m not her (or any her hehe) but you can cry to me
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m not her (or any her hehe) but you can cry to me
It’s 1:00 pm in my time zone so I am
November 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It’s 1:00 pm in my time zone so I am
Redeeming his namesake after the Oscar Slap?
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Redeeming his namesake after the Oscar Slap?
MAGAs are afraid of empowered females too
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
MAGAs are afraid of empowered females too
“The first thing we do, let’s k!ll all the lawyers.” —Henry VI, pt 2, 4.2.76–77
October 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“The first thing we do, let’s k!ll all the lawyers.” —Henry VI, pt 2, 4.2.76–77
Only MAGAs are afraid of drag shows
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Only MAGAs are afraid of drag shows
Cool that Sandy is on hand; cooler still that it’s against the Dodgers
October 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cool that Sandy is on hand; cooler still that it’s against the Dodgers
That dude is still there? He was my good luck charm at The K in ‘15
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
That dude is still there? He was my good luck charm at The K in ‘15