Buttsneeze
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Buttsneeze
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a thing to know about me is i have the humor of a broken 2010s tumblr user with the grammar and punctuation skills to match
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Glad to see this story getting the coverage it deserves.
@npr.org 🙏
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If it makes you feel better, I both spat AND farted in the "DOJ"'s direction when I walked past it yesterday
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Went to the National Museum of American History yesterday, and I felt such a profound sadness. What was probably intended as a heartfelt and hopeful display of American history and culture instead seemed more like the desperate urge to create an obtuse head-in-the-sand snapshot of a dying nation.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Epstein survivor: "Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government still belongs to the American people or to those who prey on them."
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Fact-check: true 😕
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I mean the good news is that the Etsy witches are getting closer (literally) to felling the orange tyrant. The aim was just a little off.
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Drink your celebratory drinks, have a donut, kiss your dog...

...and keep your eyes on the prize.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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BREAKING: PROP 50 HAS PASSED IN CALIFORNIA
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Trump: "They're gonna make DC a state and they're gonna make Puerto Rico a state. So now they pick up two states, four senators. They're gonna pick up electoral votes. It's gonna be a very, very bad situation. Now, if we do what I'm saying, they'll most likely never obtain power."
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
"My offer is this: a thorough ass-whoopin' followed by you crawling on glass, begging for mercy, so your Republican constituents don't burn down your homes."
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Girl get out of my living room
oh okay charlotte airport. we're playing the cranberries softly over the speakers just as the sun rises?? we are targeting wistful white women in their late thirties, before coffee???
November 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Currently mourning Halloween and my fucked up home manicure
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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What he said Part 2: 💯 🎯
November 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office.

Why the delay from Mike Johnson?

Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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There is no vice so simple but assumes
Some mark of virtue on his outward parts.
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM