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Words can buzz and hum like insects in the air.
I'm not actually a cat. But that's a secret.
Tawatawa. Pōneke. Aotearoa.
I was BuzzAndHum. I stil am.
I'm not actually a cat. But that's a secret.
Tawatawa. Pōneke. Aotearoa.
I was BuzzAndHum. I stil am.
I do hope you're using "kiwi" euphemistically
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I do hope you're using "kiwi" euphemistically
Because it's boring here. We have WiFi but not electricity in our grass huts.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Because it's boring here. We have WiFi but not electricity in our grass huts.
I love how actual members of our Parliament also join in on this gag. It's one of our favourite past-times.
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I love how actual members of our Parliament also join in on this gag. It's one of our favourite past-times.
(I quietly hope you noticed I didn't remark upon 'Welcome Home". That also drives me soare.
But, I do really enjoy "Loyal".)
But, I do really enjoy "Loyal".)
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
(I quietly hope you noticed I didn't remark upon 'Welcome Home". That also drives me soare.
But, I do really enjoy "Loyal".)
But, I do really enjoy "Loyal".)
If you ever re-watch "Buffy - The Vampire Slayer" you soon realise that Winston Peters is indeed a vampire.
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If you ever re-watch "Buffy - The Vampire Slayer" you soon realise that Winston Peters is indeed a vampire.
No. In New Zealand we don't have public hair.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
No. In New Zealand we don't have public hair.
"Strawberries, officer? Nope, never heard of them."
"Would you like a punnet?"
"Would you like a punnet?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"Strawberries, officer? Nope, never heard of them."
"Would you like a punnet?"
"Would you like a punnet?"
Hey. Shihad deserve all the airplay that song gives them?
Is it their best song? Of course not, but it helps them pay the bills.
Is it their best song? Of course not, but it helps them pay the bills.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Hey. Shihad deserve all the airplay that song gives them?
Is it their best song? Of course not, but it helps them pay the bills.
Is it their best song? Of course not, but it helps them pay the bills.
Of course it's this, again. It unites more than even "Don't Dream, It's Over."
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Of course it's this, again. It unites more than even "Don't Dream, It's Over."
And, no, the big fella holding an assault rifle to the back of my neck isn't making me say that. Not at all. I hate gardens. I really really do.
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
And, no, the big fella holding an assault rifle to the back of my neck isn't making me say that. Not at all. I hate gardens. I really really do.
That's true and that's also not false reporting ..
Oldies are the worst illegal gardeners.
Yet, we can still own a pig. For better or wurst.
Oldies are the worst illegal gardeners.
Yet, we can still own a pig. For better or wurst.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
That's true and that's also not false reporting ..
Oldies are the worst illegal gardeners.
Yet, we can still own a pig. For better or wurst.
Oldies are the worst illegal gardeners.
Yet, we can still own a pig. For better or wurst.
I keep my cabbage deep under the house, Mr Popo. I can see you digging.
I shot the sheriff, but, i swear, I did not shoot the deputy.
I shot the sheriff, but, i swear, I did not shoot the deputy.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I keep my cabbage deep under the house, Mr Popo. I can see you digging.
I shot the sheriff, but, i swear, I did not shoot the deputy.
I shot the sheriff, but, i swear, I did not shoot the deputy.
Hey, Eric, let's not talk about systematic economic problems.
This is bluesky, after all.
This is bluesky, after all.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hey, Eric, let's not talk about systematic economic problems.
This is bluesky, after all.
This is bluesky, after all.
But, Lamia, Labour is the big white hope who is going to save us all!
Emphasis on "white".
Emphasis on "white".
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
But, Lamia, Labour is the big white hope who is going to save us all!
Emphasis on "white".
Emphasis on "white".
Because you seem unable to.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Because you seem unable to.
p.s. Labour "not being National" isn't an explanation, it's a cop-out.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
p.s. Labour "not being National" isn't an explanation, it's a cop-out.
So, where exactly are Labour for labour?
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
So, where exactly are Labour for labour?
What? Maybe rethink and reread.
You're demonstrating exactly why Labour isn't for labour.
You're demonstrating exactly why Labour isn't for labour.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What? Maybe rethink and reread.
You're demonstrating exactly why Labour isn't for labour.
You're demonstrating exactly why Labour isn't for labour.
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As usual, if you want a left wing government next term, maybe vote for a party to the left of Labour?
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As usual, if you want a left wing government next term, maybe vote for a party to the left of Labour?