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b_wildered2 🚩
@bwildered.bsky.social
58,203rd Bluesky account. Flight risk. East Midlands, UK.

“Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny...”🎶
This UK rainfall map is great.

Don’t live anywhere pointy, though.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My wife was interviewed by a BBC TV news crew in the park during a GE campaign. The kids were with her and they all appeared on the 6 o’clock news. She recorded it as a keepsake, obvs.

A few weeks later I accidentally recorded over it with Match of The Day. She mentions it from time to time. *sighs
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Best Photo EVER!
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Remember when kids had rotten teeth and smiles like barcodes?

“Every bubble’s passed its fizzical!”
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Best Photo EVER!
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
*NEWS FLASH*⚡️

I have seen the future.
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ve had to cancel the street party. He’s still alive. It was just a metaphor.
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Aldi strikes again. 98% of your daily saturated fat in an individual pie.
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Lidl needs to raise its game. ⚡️🔥
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Best Photo EVER!
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bruce v Trump. You be the judge.
October 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This should go in the Metropolitan Police starter pack.
October 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Great Train Robbers got 30 year sentences.
October 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
America has discovered the electric kettle. Can’t wait for the launch of iBrew.
October 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Why aren’t people that design packaging in jail?
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Best Photo EVER!
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m sorted.
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The return of Best Photo EVER!
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
August at B&M. Bastards.
August 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m struggling to figure out the connection.
July 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hair straightener.
July 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
But here’s the one that’s driving me berserk..
July 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Those using TikTok are sharing all this with China. Good luck, kids.
July 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
June 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM