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bwsplitta
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FPL
Louisville, Kentucky. Yup Kentucky.
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Gonna be “watching” the games on the road from Georgia back to Kentucky. Here’s to hoping that neither I nor Arsenal wreck today!
September 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Randomized for Haaland so it's gonna be something like this. Yeah you heard it here first: Truffert is ESSENTIAL.
Or maybe expendable is the word I was looking for, I dunno, vocabularies are for nerds.
#idontgotoschoolandikillpeople
August 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm really hoping this is what inspired your handle @dnoice.bsky.social
🎶 t-t-takin' out you suckers
and you don't know how I did it 🎶
#classic #oldhead
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I guess this got denied because guns are bad. Fair enough. I guess #fpl agreed with the phrase that inspired my attempt.

"It ain't no fun when the rabbit has the gun," is a favorite of mine to toss a villain's way at the poker tables.

Also, why are words so hard for AI?

#backtothedrawingboard
July 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
But while I’ve got you… can I install a 23” x 45” stainless steel chimney cap on a this chimney which measures 22” x 45” (at the brick not the cement at the very top)?
#ChatGoosePT
June 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm down and might be blind but I've still got tactics, yo
#zatoichi
June 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
June 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"There is no family"
June 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
May 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Get your pre-season price predictions in for Palmer here. It seems like there's quite a wide range of expectations... I'm clueless and won't be surprised if #fpl does something weird in a lot of people's eyes.
May 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Truly
May 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The more I think and read about it, the more confused I become 😂
I'm beginning to suspect I don't say it like anyone says you're supposed to. I'm gonna ask my English buddy what he thinks about my pronunciation. And I'm going to listen more carefully to everyone else. Maybe my ears are the problem.
May 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Rewatching The Leftovers and I’d forgotten all about this.
Ladies just don’t come correct like this irl and it’s a goddamn shame.
[swoon]
#ohfuckyourdaughter #thatshitsromantic
May 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It is. And they have the freshest card options :)
May 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
-11k weeeeee
Are we having fun yet?
#fpl #iamthetroll
May 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I dig that they’re reporting just 4.3 miles away from my house.
Here’s my Derby outfit. My tradition is trying to avoid as much of the #kentuckyderby mess as possible every year.
#fpl #louisville
May 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
All the players I didn’t want to start today are starting.
Cole blanks.
Sanchez misses out on a bonus point right at the end.
Where’s my blanky?
#fpl
April 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Post-FH-nut clarity sinking in…
The forecast calls for pain!
#fpl
April 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Kiwior to the rescue and gets me a nearly 10% green in the 2nd week in a row of no chips and red expectations.
Also gets me to my highest rank ever (second season).
Wish I felt better about the upcoming AM options. Could have possibly been dreaming about a top 100k... but this is lucky enough.
#fpl
April 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Of course!
April 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
First transfer on WC is kind of a funny one because I'm 90% sure I don't even want Sarr in my squad at deadline.

#fpl #moneyearnin #mtvernon
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Pop champagne!
March 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whoa, no Palmer in the squad sure takes the sting out of moving him to Kluivert (for 2 cool points) to fund... sitting with 5.7m itb like a weirdo.

Sympathies for everyone who kept him. Didn't expect him to do much vs my ARS but there's a big diff between gtd 0 pts and being able to hope for more.
March 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM