byelilo
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Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
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[Thanksgiving]
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
[Thanksgiving]
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
Listen Grandma, we believe in originalism here so your vote doesn't count. Grandpa you have her vote, whipped topping or not?
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For a modest fee, I will fill your seat at your family's Thanksgiving table and answer to your name.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
For a modest fee, I will fill your seat at your family's Thanksgiving table and answer to your name.
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youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
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i like learning abt the ocean and deep sea creatures . i dislike being betrayed or slighted
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i like learning abt the ocean and deep sea creatures . i dislike being betrayed or slighted
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bouncing on it kermit the frog style
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
bouncing on it kermit the frog style
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funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
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rolling up a cosmic brownie so it looks like a turd and throwing it at your lunch table
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
rolling up a cosmic brownie so it looks like a turd and throwing it at your lunch table
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mom: we’re having ground turkey this year
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
mom: we’re having ground turkey this year
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
me: okay but how do you know that turkey couldn’t fly
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I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
July 12, 2023 at 4:52 AM
I want to be buried at sea. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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I mean, are we sure this is consensual?
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I mean, are we sure this is consensual?
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I hope this email finds you not doing work, at work
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I hope this email finds you not doing work, at work
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
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(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
(peering through my blinds) those motherfuckers better not come a wassailing
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edibles is actually short for edwardibles
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
edibles is actually short for edwardibles
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Ah, ye admonitions and warnings! why stay ye not when ye come?
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Ah, ye admonitions and warnings! why stay ye not when ye come?
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You hate me and I’m just here
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You hate me and I’m just here
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Feelings: the original malware.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Feelings: the original malware.
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This den of fornication and harlotry has me hovering on the brink of virtue.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This den of fornication and harlotry has me hovering on the brink of virtue.
Have fun but I’m gonna have more funner
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Have fun but I’m gonna have more funner
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here tracking your location on multiple devices
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here tracking your location on multiple devices
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I hate the sound of something being explained to me
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate the sound of something being explained to me