Dykey Cannonball
@byrdistheword91.bsky.social
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No personality outside of being queer. Deranged koala on the T. Writer/voice actor for The Purgatory Report. He/They. 18+ only. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/byrdistheword91/pseuds/byrdistheword91
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Prepare yourselves #Earpers!

#WynonnaEarp
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I've learned that today is World Octopus Day AND International Lesbian Day AND #WayHaughtWednesday!

So, why not celebrate by reading a smutty one-shot of the aftermath of the WayHaught "Horny Octopus" fiasco?

archiveofourown.org/works/391616...

Credit to @kareno41286.bsky.social for the request!
a woman in flannel is feeling up another woman in a white blazer
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abracapocus.bsky.social
It's come to my attention that October 8th is both International Lesbian Day AND World Octopus Day. So #Earpers know what that really means: it's Horny Nicole Haught Day.

#WynonnaEarp
Screenshot from Wynonna Earp episode Love's All Over. A redheaded woman is pawing at a brunette woman from behind.
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Hey Fic Fans!! We are currently curating our list of fics for EFA: After Dark (our show exclusively for Patrons on our Patreon that covers the spicier side of WE fanfic). Got any titles you'd like us to cover? Share below!! #WynonnaEarp #FanFic #Smut #ReadMoreFic #Earpers
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I couldn't think of a funny janitor pun, let's just clean up blood! | Goblin Cleanup w/ the gang twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...
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I have to say, I'm quite enjoying how Ali Liebert is all over Instragram like "Kat Barrell is the BEST WIFE" and all the #Earpers are like "gurl, we know 😏"
a woman is holding a book that says ' heavenly just married '
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Oh, that's my story, actually. People were scraping public stories on AO3 to feed to AI, so I locked my stories to protect them.

I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, but I don't want my stories being used to train AI. 💙
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If you're not reading this story, PLEASE give it a shot! Such a good dive into a divisive character!

#WynonnaEarp #Earpers
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Gus by RogueTiger - #WynonnaEarp (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/69652216 via @ao3org #wayhaught #fanfiction @roguetiger.bsky.social
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AHHH, OH GOD, IT'S ALIVE! 😱

Title: My Angel
BONUS CHAPTER: D.I.Why me?
Summary: BONUS CHAPTER!

Featuring: Nicole, a paint bucket, and a very rickety stool.

What could go wrong?

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/450838...

@efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp #Earpers
a woman with red hair is holding a drill in front of a blind
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Folded all the fitted sheets while everyone was bickering.

Is planning a "folding workshop" for this Saturday. Attendance is mandatory.
A woman stands next to a red jeep
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Doesn't do laundry.

Ain't folding shit.
A woman in a black leather jacket sits on a rock
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
"I know a hack for this!"

The hack is to put the sheet right back on the bed after washing it.
A teenage girl in a purple Lobotomy t-shirt
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Doesn't own a fitted sheet and doesn't understand the need for one.
A man in a black cowboy hat
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Swirls it in a ball and tosses it in the linen closet.

Has lost almost all of his fitted sheets.
A man in a lab coat holds a tablet.
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Folds it perfectly square, every single time.

Learned it in the military.

Does not appreciate your jokes about him being a good "housewife".
A man sits in a chair with headphones on his head
byrdistheword91.bsky.social
Has watched a BILLION tutorials and still can't get it right, how do these old ladies on YouTube make it look so easy?!

Screw it, I'll just fold it a few times and tuck any edges in, no one cares anyway.
A woman with red hair in a Sheriff's Deputy uniform
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#WynonnaEarp characters trying to fold a fitted sheet.