Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
"looked younger than they were, but legal to the passers-by"
Who were the passers-by? Jimmy Saville, Jonathon King and Gary Glitter?!
Who were the passers-by? Jimmy Saville, Jonathon King and Gary Glitter?!
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"looked younger than they were, but legal to the passers-by"
Who were the passers-by? Jimmy Saville, Jonathon King and Gary Glitter?!
Who were the passers-by? Jimmy Saville, Jonathon King and Gary Glitter?!
The political class is a grift on both sides of the Atlantic. The UK is just as bad.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The political class is a grift on both sides of the Atlantic. The UK is just as bad.
The discourse around this seems fun and all, but it's quite distasteful to talk so flippantly about life destroying actions by this insidious, monstrous cunts.
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The discourse around this seems fun and all, but it's quite distasteful to talk so flippantly about life destroying actions by this insidious, monstrous cunts.
If he rediscovers his form (and stays fit), and Erling continues his robotic goalscoring tendencies, they might even win it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
If he rediscovers his form (and stays fit), and Erling continues his robotic goalscoring tendencies, they might even win it.
Sycophantic AF. Lettuce hope she doesn't hold any further influence on the UK.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sycophantic AF. Lettuce hope she doesn't hold any further influence on the UK.
You're called Fiat, Maserati and Ferrari, and I claim my five pounds!
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You're called Fiat, Maserati and Ferrari, and I claim my five pounds!
Reading those Clubcall headlines that linked Arsenal with Sebastian Frey constantly...
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reading those Clubcall headlines that linked Arsenal with Sebastian Frey constantly...
It's literally spot on, isn't it. 👌
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's literally spot on, isn't it. 👌
Didn't realise that's why he left Barcelona. I stayed in Castelldefels when I last visited in 2018, and it was so sleepy that I find that quite shocking. I guess because he's a name, they sought him out, and it wasn't opportune.
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Didn't realise that's why he left Barcelona. I stayed in Castelldefels when I last visited in 2018, and it was so sleepy that I find that quite shocking. I guess because he's a name, they sought him out, and it wasn't opportune.
Makes sense if it was learning from its founder's body of work.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Makes sense if it was learning from its founder's body of work.
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The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
Jolene, please don't take my heart 😍
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Jolene, please don't take my heart 😍
They all taste shit. Cider is the nectar of the gods.
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
They all taste shit. Cider is the nectar of the gods.
Some thanks that is, after getting sopping wet for them!
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Some thanks that is, after getting sopping wet for them!
A film I never get tired of.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A film I never get tired of.
It was no coincidence that Europe's view of the US was so high during his Presidency. What a man.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It was no coincidence that Europe's view of the US was so high during his Presidency. What a man.
Donald Trump has been caught on video doing it 🤭
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Donald Trump has been caught on video doing it 🤭
Needs national treasures. Sheridan Smith, Harry Enfield, Joanna Lumley etc.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Needs national treasures. Sheridan Smith, Harry Enfield, Joanna Lumley etc.
I couldn't help but answer a few.
I'd be Zangief in Street Fighter. Jack the Ripper is my favourite serial killer, and I like all three Monster Munch flavours.
I'd be Zangief in Street Fighter. Jack the Ripper is my favourite serial killer, and I like all three Monster Munch flavours.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I couldn't help but answer a few.
I'd be Zangief in Street Fighter. Jack the Ripper is my favourite serial killer, and I like all three Monster Munch flavours.
I'd be Zangief in Street Fighter. Jack the Ripper is my favourite serial killer, and I like all three Monster Munch flavours.
Not sure you can defame someone who is held in such little regard in Europe, anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Not sure you can defame someone who is held in such little regard in Europe, anyway.
We don't have the core strength to ease them out anymore. Same with trumps.
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
We don't have the core strength to ease them out anymore. Same with trumps.