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ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴ' ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ 𝘚𝘗𝘈𝘊𝘌 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘕 .ᐟ
𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 .ᐟ.ᐟ
𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘋 𝘓𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘈 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 .ᐟ
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𝕆ℕ𝔼 𝕄𝕆ℝ𝔼 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕋𝕆ℕ𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 .ᐟ.ᐟ
Pinned
ouf- hey! leaning forward again, you're crushin' me-!
[smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...]
this one!
[nope... that was the shield. 💧]
i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!
[smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...]
this one!
[nope... that was the shield. 💧]
i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!
. . . 💢
[ well , all that concern 75 had about their own posture somehow just , vanished ! leaning back now , not keeping upright anymore ! ]
and maaaybe if you listened to my /awesome/ advice , you would actually know how to drive c00lm3ch !
tell me , which button is it to switch the guns ?
[ well , all that concern 75 had about their own posture somehow just , vanished ! leaning back now , not keeping upright anymore ! ]
and maaaybe if you listened to my /awesome/ advice , you would actually know how to drive c00lm3ch !
tell me , which button is it to switch the guns ?
"all those lessons ago"
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
ouf- hey! leaning forward again, you're crushin' me-!
[smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...]
this one!
[nope... that was the shield. 💧]
i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!
[smothered by 75, he struggled to press the button...]
this one!
[nope... that was the shield. 💧]
i- i know where it is! your big dumb head is just in the way!
"all those lessons ago"
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
i know this is how it is , i'm just saying it sucks ! !
is this fine ? i doubt you're comfortable , but i just want to make sure you're alright with settling like that for the time we spent in here .
[ making sure to keep their posture upright so that they weren't completely leaning against
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is this fine ? i doubt you're comfortable , but i just want to make sure you're alright with settling like that for the time we spent in here .
[ making sure to keep their posture upright so that they weren't completely leaning against
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this is just how it is. i can't change how it works, otherwise i'd be completely separate from you!!
[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
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[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
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November 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
"all those lessons ago"
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
:V
neener-neener! blah blah blah. that's what you sound like! what are you, fifty? maybe if you were more tolerable to listen to, i would've learned!
[blowing a raspberry, but ultimately leaning back. curling his tail closer to 75, too. letting 75 pilot now...]
this is just how it is. i can't change how it works, otherwise i'd be completely separate from you!!
[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
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[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
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[ 89 had a point . that's so annoying . . . why did the mech work that way ? i mean it made sense , but . . . how /dare/ it have a security feature that is an inconvenience to them at this very moment ? ! damn you n7 . . . ]
okay ! don't call me an idiot , you idiot !
[ they complained ,
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okay ! don't call me an idiot , you idiot !
[ they complained ,
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[squinting at 75... taking a bit of convincing. grabbing the keys again.]
fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
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fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
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November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
this is just how it is. i can't change how it works, otherwise i'd be completely separate from you!!
[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
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[89 huffed, trying to hide the heat under his mask as the heavier robot got situated. it made his nose twitch- 75 was so cold, but warm at the same time... ugh! don't think like that.]
++
[squinting at 75... taking a bit of convincing. grabbing the keys again.]
fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
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fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
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[ . . . oh ! he was offering 75 the spot to drive ! how generous !
75 just had to be an asshat about it . watching 89 put the keys back in his own belt , they frowned . ]
then why didn't you say that earlier , ya nerd ? !
okay , okay fine ! i'm sorry ! we can take the joyride , or
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75 just had to be an asshat about it . watching 89 put the keys back in his own belt , they frowned . ]
then why didn't you say that earlier , ya nerd ? !
okay , okay fine ! i'm sorry ! we can take the joyride , or
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no i wouldn't!!! 💢💢 look, i was offering YOU to drive, you buckethead! but now i'm not gonna! there goes my act of kindness!
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
[squinting at 75... taking a bit of convincing. grabbing the keys again.]
fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
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fine, but you're gonna have to sit in my lap! it's not gonna respond to your signal anymore, so i gotta be the buffer.
[a huff! twitching his ear awkwardly. at least the chair was sizable- still, awkward.]
++
no i wouldn't!!! 💢💢 look, i was offering YOU to drive, you buckethead! but now i'm not gonna! there goes my act of kindness!
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
i'm not washed at all ! ! and i'm not getting scrapped because of anything relating to my skill !
( otherwise , you wouldn't be my replacement since you're nowhere near my skill-level . )
[ rolling their eyes at the literal key jingling in front of them . crossing their arms . admittedly ,
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( otherwise , you wouldn't be my replacement since you're nowhere near my skill-level . )
[ rolling their eyes at the literal key jingling in front of them . crossing their arms . admittedly ,
+
you're just washed, 75! ~ this is why you're getting replaced. and this is why iiiii have the keys!
[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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November 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
no i wouldn't!!! 💢💢 look, i was offering YOU to drive, you buckethead! but now i'm not gonna! there goes my act of kindness!
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
[snorting, shoving the keys in his utility belt and crossing his arms!]
kiss your mech goodbye because you ain't getting in her ever again!
>X[
you're just washed, 75! ~ this is why you're getting replaced. and this is why iiiii have the keys!
[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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either way , i should've at least sensed you nearby !
urgh . normally i'm perceptive , but i guess my antennae are still a little busted after --
[ not continuing any further . they stared at 89 once he mentioned the possibility of 75 yearning to pilot again , resulting in a flushed
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urgh . normally i'm perceptive , but i guess my antennae are still a little busted after --
[ not continuing any further . they stared at 89 once he mentioned the possibility of 75 yearning to pilot again , resulting in a flushed
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uhh, y'know, maybe because my signal is... different?
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
you're just washed, 75! ~ this is why you're getting replaced. and this is why iiiii have the keys!
[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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[mockingly jingling them in front of 75's face, laughing the whole time. then, pausing. contemplating something that shifted 89's facial expression into one slightly embarrassed one.]
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uhh, y'know, maybe because my signal is... different?
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
ghk -- ! !
[ startled by the abrupt force hitting them ! tail spiking up rather aggressively , looking at 89 . ]
where the hell did you come from ? ! i didn't catch your signal ! ! ( 💢 )
[ they yelled -- before realizing they should /probably/ keep their voice down ! ]
[ startled by the abrupt force hitting them ! tail spiking up rather aggressively , looking at 89 . ]
where the hell did you come from ? ! i didn't catch your signal ! ! ( 💢 )
[ they yelled -- before realizing they should /probably/ keep their voice down ! ]
hey, pretty sweet, isn't it? that baby's gonna be all mine once i'm promoted!
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
uhh, y'know, maybe because my signal is... different?
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
[striking a pose, 89 wiggled his fingers! metal, as compared to the tan digits on his other.]
just a tad, though, obviously, but y'know! gehehh...
[leering at 75 shortly after.]
whatcha doin'? /yeaaaaarnin'/ for your /lost job?/
hey, pretty sweet, isn't it? that baby's gonna be all mine once i'm promoted!
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
[ standing at the mech's idle area , staring at the mecha hooked up to all the charging equipment , ready or next use .
that gaze turned into a blank stare , zoning out . ]
that gaze turned into a blank stare , zoning out . ]
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
hey, pretty sweet, isn't it? that baby's gonna be all mine once i'm promoted!
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
[slapping 75 on their lower back, hard-]
well, the surgery went okay! my arm's all metal now!
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
well, the surgery went okay! my arm's all metal now!
it's whatever. i'm happy you at least found someone, despite being how you are. how'd you even manage that? you're a terrible person.
[89 huffed, muffled under the blanket.]
and only now are you getting properly punished for it! i got punished just for trying to do as /you/ do!
[89 huffed, muffled under the blanket.]
and only now are you getting properly punished for it! i got punished just for trying to do as /you/ do!
it's /minimal/ damage ! i would get this fixed if i wasn't planned to die soon !
[ a groan . so irritating ! sitting by him , crossing their arms .
a sigh . silence , for a few minutes . before finally speaking up . ]
. . . sorry for not being there . i guess .
[ a groan . so irritating ! sitting by him , crossing their arms .
a sigh . silence , for a few minutes . before finally speaking up . ]
. . . sorry for not being there . i guess .
damages are still damages, idiot.
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
it's whatever. i'm happy you at least found someone, despite being how you are. how'd you even manage that? you're a terrible person.
[89 huffed, muffled under the blanket.]
and only now are you getting properly punished for it! i got punished just for trying to do as /you/ do!
[89 huffed, muffled under the blanket.]
and only now are you getting properly punished for it! i got punished just for trying to do as /you/ do!
damages are still damages, idiot.
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
oh come on ! my damages aren't even that severe ! it's not like i'm walking around with snapped wires out or anything .
[ lifting up their mask to show the aforementioned damage . oil has stopped leaking from it . . . but their forehead was still very much busted . ]
and besides , i doubt
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[ lifting up their mask to show the aforementioned damage . oil has stopped leaking from it . . . but their forehead was still very much busted . ]
and besides , i doubt
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you're still broken, you knucklehead! deathbed or not, at least you should look presentable in your casket!
[turning over to scowl!]
[turning over to scowl!]
October 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
damages are still damages, idiot.
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
[pausing, rolling back over to push the blanket up over his head.]
i hate you and i hate sitting here.
[didn't really sounded like he meant it, though.]
you're still broken, you knucklehead! deathbed or not, at least you should look presentable in your casket!
[turning over to scowl!]
[turning over to scowl!]
wh --
[ but they looked at 89 once he started speaking ! expressing offense ! ]
what did i even do ? ! i didn't do nothing but just stand here !
[ but they looked at 89 once he started speaking ! expressing offense ! ]
what did i even do ? ! i didn't do nothing but just stand here !
you're not slick. you're lucky 91 is taking a break, otherwise she'd have your core on a platter.
[not even looking at them!]
[not even looking at them!]
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
you're still broken, you knucklehead! deathbed or not, at least you should look presentable in your casket!
[turning over to scowl!]
[turning over to scowl!]
you're not slick. you're lucky 91 is taking a break, otherwise she'd have your core on a platter.
[not even looking at them!]
[not even looking at them!]
[ standing right by the door to med bay . heaters turned on . . .
. . . they /really/ wanna go to the shooting range ! ]
. . . they /really/ wanna go to the shooting range ! ]
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
you're not slick. you're lucky 91 is taking a break, otherwise she'd have your core on a platter.
[not even looking at them!]
[not even looking at them!]
i gotta turn on my heaters for this BULLCRAP
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i gotta turn on my heaters for this BULLCRAP
agh...
it's so boring in the infirmary at night.
->-"
...and creepy.
it's so boring in the infirmary at night.
->-"
...and creepy.
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
agh...
it's so boring in the infirmary at night.
->-"
...and creepy.
it's so boring in the infirmary at night.
->-"
...and creepy.
if i wasn't bedridden because of your total neglect, i'd kick you right in your bolts you stupid machine!!!!
[ doing a “blah-blah-blah” hand motion . real mature , 75 ! ]
sorry , sorry ! can’t hear you over my own awesomeness and superiority !
also , i’d rather not waste my precious time listening to a total noob like you ! LMAO ! !
sorry , sorry ! can’t hear you over my own awesomeness and superiority !
also , i’d rather not waste my precious time listening to a total noob like you ! LMAO ! !
yeah, you're a pro at being a BUM!! it's not my fault your training is just as cheeks as you are!!!
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
if i wasn't bedridden because of your total neglect, i'd kick you right in your bolts you stupid machine!!!!
yeah, you're a pro at being a BUM!! it's not my fault your training is just as cheeks as you are!!!
uh-huh , uh-huh . and remind me again who got their ass totally kicked by the admins when i wasn’t around ? mmm , you !
all ‘cuz you don’t want to listen to an /actual/ pro ! ( me )
all ‘cuz you don’t want to listen to an /actual/ pro ! ( me )
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
yeah, you're a pro at being a BUM!! it's not my fault your training is just as cheeks as you are!!!
cuz you're goin' "BOOHOO BOOHOO i miss my little admin pookie" so much i ALMOST feel sympathy for you 🙄 it's a genuine offer! hanging out with my superior skill might make you feel better
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
cuz you're goin' "BOOHOO BOOHOO i miss my little admin pookie" so much i ALMOST feel sympathy for you 🙄 it's a genuine offer! hanging out with my superior skill might make you feel better
i can be ur stand in, FREAK
October 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i can be ur stand in, FREAK
im about to go get rid of 75 myself if boss don't hurry up and take the shot
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
im about to go get rid of 75 myself if boss don't hurry up and take the shot
yeah i like latinas!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
yeah i like latinas!!
you suck so much they call you a vacuum in the breakroom
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
you suck so much they call you a vacuum in the breakroom
i'd mop the floor with YOU if i wasn't anchored to this hospital bed!!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
i'd mop the floor with YOU if i wasn't anchored to this hospital bed!!!
Reposted by ⋮ ┆𝐂𝟎𝟎𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐃 ⌗𝟴𝟵 !
do you guys think theyll notice anything off
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
do you guys think theyll notice anything off